Unleash the Kraken. And set him over there on the couch. Dude looks cool. This Large Kraken Octopus Plush is large and in charge. *Puts nerd glasses on.* Technically it’s an Octo-Plush not an Octopus. Etsy seller WowWowGifty has several different styles of huge Kraken available and if you want something different tell them to get Kraken on it right away.
Just set this guy on a barstool or on your couch and wrap his arms around you whenever you feel cold. He’s basically a blanket. Or a scarf for eight people. Or an eight person strangling machine. It’s all about perspective, isn’t it? Check this out: Spin him around on a barstool and you have a tentacled face-slapping machine. So versatile! So stingy and slimy when those suckers hit ya.
