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Serial Killer Valentines

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Creepy Valentines Day Cards
Serial killers need love too. If you love a demented killer, give them one of these Serial Killer Valentines. If you are a serial killer, give someone you love these valentines, but if you do, DON”T KILL THEM! I can’t stress that enough. It defeats the whole point of giving them a valentine if you kill them. Wait what? Well yeah, if you call yourself the Valentine’s Day killer I guess that’s fine. Not that I approve. I’m just saying you make a good point.

Blog post finished. Yes!

Now to check my mailbox for Valentines from fans. Sweet! Got one! Cool it has Jason Voorhees on it! *Gets impaled through the back and killed by a killer wearing a smiling heart for a head. *Dying breaths* It’s…you…Valentine’s Day…killer. *gasps. dies*

Horror Character Fridge Magnets

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Horror Character Fridge Magnets
Chill with your favorite horror movie killers. Because these Horror Character Fridge Magnets will always be chill. They’re on your fridge. You get Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Ghostface and Leatherface. They’ll give you a false scare every time you get a midnight snack. Which for me is several times between midnight and midnight of the next night.

If you’re scared of these guys, just put them on the fridge and consider yourself on a diet.