Artist Laz Marquez has a cool art series called United States of Horror. Basically some classic movie monsters/villains and the states that they terrorize and murder in. So far it includes Freddy, Ghostface, Jason, and Leatherface. I guess there is probably a horror villain for every state, but I have no idea who the hell terrorizes Alaska. Oh yeah, isn’t that Sarah Palin? Oh, that is a scary place. If you want to buy a postcard set, find them here.
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Team Hell All-Star Horror Team Print
What team are you rooting for? *Shrugs* I dunno. Team hell? This fun print features all of your favorite horror psychos and villains like they are a Soccer team or something. Team Hell. If they win, that’s where you’re going. It features Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Jason, Pinhead, Scream, Chucky, Jigsaw and Leatherface.
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Holy Freddy On A Cross – Horror Movie Wall Sculptures
These Horror Movie Wall Sculptures from HaskellFX make for some scary home decor. Speaking of, you know what else makes for some really scary horror decor? All of those stains on my walls from where I swatted flies and never cleaned up. It’s getting so thick it looks like an impressionist painting is starting to take shape.
Anyway, you can choose from Freddy Krueger on an upside down cross patterned like his sweater, Jason Voorhees and that Leatherface guy on a Texas shaped background. Tell ’em Creepbay sent ya. It’ll be no haskell at all. You know, cuz the shop name… Haskell. *sigh* Ohhhhhhh. So you don’t like my sense of humor huh? Well, quit haskelling me! Okay, new policy everybody. Don’t hask, don’t tell. Hask-a-la-vista baby!
Who doesn’t love a Freddy crucifix? Oh yeah. God. Probably God doesn’t like that.
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Karbonite Killows: Horror Characters In Carbonite
Karbonite Killows are pillows featuring horror characters frozen in carbonite like Han Solo. They look ultra comfy. I mean for me, not for these guys all frozen like a freeze pop. They have a facehugger, Freddy, Jason, Leatherface and Pinhead. These are gonna look great lined up together on my couch.
I’m gonna pretend Boba Fett delivered them to my palace, have a party and wait for Luke to rescue his friends. Except I forgot that Luke doesn’t care about these guys. Oh well. They are still gonna look awesome in my place while I sit there like Jabba shoving food in my mouth.
Cinema Killers Zip-Up Hoodie
Ever feel like you want to cover yourself in horror movie maniacs? This Cinema Killers Zip-Up Hoodie makes it possible. It features a collage of your favorite classic horror movie killers, like Michael Myers, Leatherface, Hellraiser, Hannibal Lecter, It the Clown and many more!
This is basically the scariest hoodie ever. It could only be scarier if it was made from the skin of all of these freaks. Damn, I’m dark. Did I just say that. No. That was the hoodie talking. I think it is possessing me. I have a strong urge to wear a hockey mask with a bladed glove.