Ed Gein. Remember that name. He is going to be big in the serial killer inspired fashion world. This Body Parts clothing line from Etsy shop KaylaArenafx was inspired by the dude. I ain’t looking him up though. Too scared. Apparently the guy made stuff for reals. Freaky. I prefer it when my clothing doesn’t look back at me. Or have ears.
via Geekologie
The Serial Killer Trivia Board Game sounds like a real fun time and all, but all I know about these wack-jobs is to stay the hell away from them. Have you heard about the Board Game Killer? He gets people to play this game with him and if they don’t know jack about serial killers, they ain’t leaving alive. He’ll carve your bones into dice man. So I’m out. Imma stick to Yahtzee and Monopoly.
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Serial killers need love too. If you love a demented killer, give them one of these Serial Killer Valentines. If you are a serial killer, give someone you love these valentines, but if you do, DON”T KILL THEM! I can’t stress that enough. It defeats the whole point of giving them a valentine if you kill them. Wait what? Well yeah, if you call yourself the Valentine’s Day killer I guess that’s fine. Not that I approve. I’m just saying you make a good point.
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Now to check my mailbox for Valentines from fans. Sweet! Got one! Cool it has Jason Voorhees on it! *Gets impaled through the back and killed by a killer wearing a smiling heart for a head. *Dying breaths* It’s…you…Valentine’s Day…killer. *gasps. dies*
Meet Ebay seller michael_francis_brown. I don’t know what his deal is, but he sells art. Most of his listings are pretty mundane, but occasionally he let’s his inner creeper out and dons a Jason Voorhees mask, playing a little game we like to call “serial killer show and tell”.
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In the world of creeper vans, this one is pretty much on the low end and would only be appealing to a very budget impaired, stupid serial killer. It doesn’t take a police detective to figure out that someone rolling around town in this set of rusty old creep wheels would be put up way high on the criminal suspects list and would be pulled over every time a cop saw them cross their path. Read more “Dexter Morgan Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead Driving This Creepy Serial Killer Van”