So you’re in the bat cave doing your bat make-up… You need a Bat Mirror. If nothing else, it puts your face between a pair of bat-wings so you know what you look like as a Vampire. If you decide that you look good, go ahead and let a Vampire bite your neck. Plus, you will look good girl! You go with your bad and batty self.
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Makeup Artist Sticks Googly Eyes All Over Her Body
So this happened. Great googly moogly! This woman stuck googly eyes all over her face and torso. Her optometrist is gonna be very confused. My main concern is that all of those eyes are gonna strain themselves and need glasses. Or monocles. She’s gonna need to buy like 500 monocles.
Hey, you like to cover yourself with googly eyes? I don’t judge. Stick ’em on and shake yourself about. That’s what it’s all about. This and the hokey pokey. She’s like a rattlesnake shaking and rattling. You’ll put an eye out! I bet her name is Iris. If you want to learn how to do this yourself, you’ll have to learn from her and be a good pupil. Heh. Enough eye jokes.
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Crazy Creepy Halloween Nails
Promise to scratch my back with these fun Crazy Creepy Halloween Nails? You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours k? Except my scratches are gonna suck cuz I bite my nails. Also spit them on the floor, which is why my feet are all cut up. That’s not a two foot deep pile of confetti all over the floor. I really have to clean this house at least once while I live. Nah. I’ll let the next sucker do it after I’m gone.
Coffin Lipstick Holder
Is your foundation to die for? Does your mascara look murderous? Is your lipstick the balm? Embalmed? Then get the Coffin Lipstick Holder and let your makeup rest in peace. This is perfect for the creepy girl who has nowhere to store her many shades of black lipstick.
Remember girls, when you kiss a guy all over his face, he shouldn’t come up for air looking like a coal miner. Then again, how else is he gonna find a diamond like you? I know, I’m so sweet. Kiss away ladies. I’m available. Looks like it’s back to the coal mines for me. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it.
Coffin Makeup Brush Holder
Your current makeup look? It’s dead. Time to eulogize it and bury it in this Coffin Makeup Brush Holder. Then apply some more and let it rise like a Phoenix and cover your face anew. Your old look was Tammy Faye Baker? Your new look can be Tammy Faye Undertaker. Your makeup is only as good as your makeup holder ladies. Behind every pretty face is a coffin.
Oh damn, that sounded like something a serial killer would say. Forget I said it. The point is, this is a cool makeup case. Cool, cuz coffins are buried deep. Yeah, that sounded weird again. Okay, stop looking at me like I’m a freak now. I didn’t mean it like that. You try talking about a coffin makeup holder and see how you sound.
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