These Jason Voorhees And Freddy Krueger Briefs represent a clash of two horror titans. It’s the battle of the ages. Freddy fights for one buttcheek, Jason fights for the other. The winner unites both buttcheeks and sleeps comfy between them. Make sure they don’t slash up your buttcheeks while they go at each other. I don’t know about you, but I don’t need any scarring to go with my butt acne. I got enough to worry about back there.
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Nightmare on Elm Street 4 Surgeon Freddy Action Figure
Well hell this makes a lot of sense. The doc was supposed to remove my appendix and instead he removed both my legs. Luckily it was just a Freddy dream. I hate those. This Nightmare on Elm Street 4: Dream Master Surgeon Freddy Action Figure depicts Freddy as a surgeon from Nightmare on Elm Street 4. I don’t want to play Operation with this Doctor.
Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Grave Hand Candy Bowl Holder
This Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Grave Hand Candy Bowl Holder is going to give people nightmares this Halloween. It might scare everyone away from that candy, so you can have more for yourself. Freddy is offering candy from the grave after all. Is it real? Are you asleep?No one will have any idea. It measures about 22-inches long x 13-inches wide x 9-inches tall. Still want some candy?
Freddy Krueger Nutcracker – Nutmare on Elm Street
You want me to put my nuts where now? Ohhhh, it’s for those nuts. Not deez nuts. Gotcha. This Freddy Krueger Nutcracker is all about cracking nuts rather than invading dreams and spouting silly one-liners. Legend says that if you keep him busy with enough nuts, he won’t have time to cause any trouble in your dreams. It is perfect for a very scary Christmas.
Freddy Krueger Glove Wine Glass – Never Sleep Again
The Freddy Krueger Glove Wine Glass. For when you want a slash of wine. Not a splash. Never sleep again huh? I seriously doubt that cuz this is like my fifth glass of wine. Slash me again! I’ll tell me when I’ve had too many. I said slash me again! OW! Not in the face! You have sharp nails. Oh, didn’t notice Freddy himself was bartending tonight. *sigh* I’m already asleep aren’t I? Damn! Probably laying on this pillow too.