If there’s one thing we can say about these plaques is that they are not for the faint of heart. I thought fairies were supposed to be all sugar and spice. These are downright dreadful. These 3D Nightmare Horror Fairy Plaques are perfect for your goth decor or haunted house. They will make kids cry and adults question all of their choices.
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Tooth Fairy Anatomical Teeth Bracelet
Through its clever use of dental related hieroglyphics, this Tooth Fairy Anatomical Teeth Bracelet tell the story of the tooth fairy. I think. It could be a horror story about a lonely dentist with two weeks to live and nothing to lose. I have to research it more. But it has teeth all over it. I know that much. It’s enough to make you bi-cuspid curious right?
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Mummified Talon Fairy
Well damn. That is one ugly little flying freak. I thought fairies were supposed to be beautiful twinkling creatures, trailing pixie dust from their wings and farting sunshine. These guy’s trailing brown crusty dust from his wings and farting real farts that clear the whole fairy tree house out.
Look at this Mummified Talon Fairy holding it’s hands to it’s breasts like, “Don’t hate me because I’m ugly.” Too late. Don’t ugly me and I won’t hate ya.
Wait! That says “Specimen 2948”. How many of these things are there? And do we have enough insecticide to protect ourselves? Nah. Just kidding. I would never do that. But I would clean my sliding glass door to perfection so they fly into it. Then I’d start numbering my own specimens and selling them.
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Have A Pixie Infestation? Get A Pixie Trap
Yeah I know. Pixies are so beautiful. They just flutter around, spewing glitter from their wings, granting virgins free wishes and making flowers glow in vibrant colors with their passing. I’ve seen the propaganda. The truth is that Pixies are pests. And pests need to be eliminated. With extreme prejudice. That’s what Pixie traps are for.
Sadly, this humorous piece from Etsy seller BlueMaiya is no longer avilable, but if you ask nicely maybe she will make you one. It was inspired by Brian Froud’s pressed fairies.