Hoyle Slice 2 Pack Skinny Playing Cards

skinny playing cards
WTH? Poker just got all anorexic with these skinny playing cards. These are the playing cards that you get when your wife is leaving you and taking half of your stuff. Sure, take the playing cards! You’re only getting half!

While this isn’t as strange as most of the stuff we feature, these skinny cards are pretty weird. How am I supposed to hold these and look cool? I guess they are good for kids with tiny hands. Mommy, I got a full house AND a poopy diaper.

X-Ray Playing Cards

x-ray playing cardsX-Ray vision. All of the cool superheroes are doing it. Sadly, we mere humans don’t possess the ability. Believe me, I’ve tried. The X-Ray specs in the back of the old comic books don’t work. They just get you punched in the face by angry females.

If you want to feel like you have crazy awesome powers while playing a game of poker, try these awesome X-Ray Playing Cards. You can see through them, but your opponents can’t see what cards you have. They must be made with some kind of X-Ray voodoo magic.
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