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Nightmare on Elm Street Animated Soul Pizza

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Nightmare on Elm Street Animated Soul Pizza
Want so soul food bra? Oh man, I love soul food! Bring it on dude! Okay, here ya go! What the shizz! *pukes uncontrollably* What the hell is that? Soul food. Nightmare on Elm Street style!

This Nightmare on Elm Street Animated Soul Pizza lacks every good topping, but is instead topped with tormented souls. It’s battery operated, so the souls are animated. Plus it comes in a themed pizza box. Freddy sure knows how to serve up a piping hot pizza. Remind me never to hang out with him on Superbowl Sunday. Or ever! I’d hate to see his chicken wings.

Halloween Outdoor Animated Skulls Projection Light

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Halloween Outdoor Animated Skulls Projection Light
This Halloween Outdoor Animated Skulls Projection Light projects some skulls wherever you want. On a tree, the side of your house, in a window, against your friend’s face, wherever. It comes with six different slides, each featuring a unique skull that you can project. I showed this to my psychologist and she said I was just projecting. She had a point. I’m gonna use this to scare some peeps this Halloween.

Animated Raccoon Prop Is Crazy As Hell

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Can'd Coon
Holy coon in a can batman! If you want to scare the candy-corn riddled poop out of your trick or treaters this year, put this animated raccoon prop in your yard and just watch the local police reports pile up as your neighbors call 911. This ferocious pile of fur pounces out of the trash can, makes snarly sounds and spits some kind of green venom at it’s victims.

It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. It doesn’t want your Halloween candy. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Click through to see this crazy thing on video.
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Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Animated Chest of Souls Sweater

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Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Animated Chest of Souls Sweater
You have no idea what it is like to be tormented by a thousand souls all writhing around in your chest, but I do. Happens to me every taco night. Which was last night. After this post, I’m off to the drug store to buy whatever cream has a firefighters logo on it, cuz I’m calling in a 4 alarm fire at the corner of Owmyanus and Main. Downstairs.

In order for the rest of you mere mortals to experience this(Minus the cramping, sweating, bloating and cursing.) you’ll need this Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Animated Chest of Souls Sweater. *Points to the writhing faces on my stomach.* That one’s the one I had first. See how it’s almost absorbed into my skin. That one’s the one I dropped on the floor and ate anyway. Hey you guys stop fighting. You’re gonna make me puke here. I didn’t eat all of you just to puke you u- Oh man! Here it comes!

*Wipes face, breathing heavy.* That tasted better going down.
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