Creepy See-Through Masks

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It’s the cast of your favorite sitcom. From hell. These Creepy See-Through Masks make anyone look like a killer or at best just a deranged psychopath dressed like Steve Jobs. They know I’m talking about them. Now they are looking at me! Now they are looking at you!

I’m just gonna head out while their attention is on you. Laterz. Have fun with your new friends!

X-Ray Playing Cards

x-ray playing cardsX-Ray vision. All of the cool superheroes are doing it. Sadly, we mere humans don’t possess the ability. Believe me, I’ve tried. The X-Ray specs in the back of the old comic books don’t work. They just get you punched in the face by angry females.

If you want to feel like you have crazy awesome powers while playing a game of poker, try these awesome X-Ray Playing Cards. You can see through them, but your opponents can’t see what cards you have. They must be made with some kind of X-Ray voodoo magic.
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You Can’t Un-see The See Through Man Sweater

see through sweaterThis see-through sweater makes the observer feel like the lead astronomer at the nipple observatory. See man-nips in all their gory glory. Experience the full effect of exposed sweaty man hair around an exposed sweaty man belly button. Sadly, this $24.99 Man sweater leaves nothing to the imagination.

More disturbing images after the break.
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