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That’s Gross – Thousands Of Slime Eels Spill Onto Highway

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That's Gross - Thousands Of Slime Eels Spill Onto Highway
Police in Oregon were in a slimy and sticky situation on Thursday. Also an icky situation. That’s cuz a truck carrying 7,500 pounds of live hagfish spilled its contents onto the highway and over everyone else’s cars. I was there man! You don’t know! You have no idea!

No humans were injured, but everything was slimy as hell. Also nasty and squirmy. Pfft! You haven’t been in an eel accident until a truck full of electric eels crashes and electrocutes everyone in sight. Maybe this guy was there.
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Zombie Graveyard Wax Melts Have A Surprise Inside

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Zombie Graveyard Wax Melts Have A Surprise Inside
Zombie Graveyard Wax Melts! There’s a surprise inside one of the pieces guys. I have no idea what it is though. Could be an old booger, a hair ball that a cat coughed up, maybe even a severed finger. The possibilities are endless. I like the idea of a toy, but mostly I just like to watch stuff melt. So I feel like this would satisfy the pyromaniac in me. So pretty the melting. So oozing. Me likes it. Me wants it.

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Sugar Skull Cats Ornaments – Dia De Los Meow Meows

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Sugar Skull Cats Ornaments
These adorable Sugar Skull Cats Ornaments are purr-fect. They are the cat’s meow. The cat’s pajamas. The kitten’s whiskers. I think I just ran out of cat puns cuz honestly I’m not very bright. These ornaments are cute though. Dia De Los Meow Meows! Use them on your Christmas tree or anywhere you want some skeletal felines.
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Ouija Board Playing Cards – Deal In The Dead

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Ouija Board Playing Cards
Deal in the dead and get ready for a night of high stakes poker. High stakes as in, you better be careful that you don’t summon the dead with that royal flush. These Ouija Board Playing Cards are all kinds of spooky and awesome. I’m gonna gather 52 friends (One for each card) and get 52 tiny little planchettes and it’s gonna get lit up in here. Biggest seance in history. Call the Guinness Book of World Records. Call the Ghostbusters.

Scary and Skully Aztec Death Whistles

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Aztec Death Whistles
I’m not blowing into any of these Aztec Death Whistles, mostly cuz I don’t want to hurt any Aztecs. I like the Aztecs. Please don’t hurt the Aztecs. Blow into something else. And why single the Aztecs out? I just don’t get it. Don’t you know that this is how their civilization ended? Too many deaths by whistle. So sad.
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