I have no idea what the hell is going on here, but I like it. I like it a lot. Apparently some mad scientist has created a seed that will let you grow some peppers that are shaped like sexy woman bodies. I call it the “Pervy Pepper”. It is one voluptuous vegetable. Sexy time and gardening collide at long last. I’m gonna grow a bunch and dress them in little bikinis so I can impress my neighbors. Not this one though cuz damn!
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Is This Creature a Skinwalker?
Is This Creature a Skinwalker? I have no idea. The video showed up on some dude’s Facebook page and he thinks it might be a cryptid or a skinwalker. The creature looks like it might have a trunk like an elephant, also might be a drunk bigfoot. It’s hard to tell thanks to this guy shaking the camera. Pro tip: Don’t quit meth until after you get the video, cuz withdrawal is a biatch and I can’t see cuz of your shaky 92 year old nerves. I’m just assuming. Also, don’t open your loud-ass car door and scare the thing off. It’s cuz of guys like this that we have no evidence of these creatures.
P.S. I thought I saw bong smoke when the door opened, but not sure. Which makes no sense cuz that would calm the shakes.
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Cool and Creepy Zombie Apocalypse Ring
Celebrate the Zombie Apocalypse with this Zombie Apocalypse Ring. Give it your your zombie girl and get engaged. Just try not to break her brittle finger when putting it on. It shows a whole bunch of graves with zombies rising out of the ground. With this ring I thee wed. Now that I think about it, marriage is like a zombie apocalypse. Everything is scary at first and there’s a lot of action. Then you just talk in grunts and are generally just slobs drooling everywhere.
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Sea Serpent Metal Art Bookends
See, this is why I never go in the water. There are too many things that can kill ya. Like Sea Serpents, which are worse than serpents cuz the sea. But I don’t mind having these Sea Serpent Metal Art Bookends on my shelf. Reminds me that life is dangerous. For dumbass sailors and the like. He’s just gonna eat that ship and there’s nothing you can do about it. And if you jump ship, something else is just gonna eat ya. No thanks.
Sea Serpent. Pffft! More like See serpent. Cuz when I See Serpent, I run!
Also check out these Kraken Bookends.
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Human Anatomy Fine China – Skull, Heart and Brain Plates
Young man, you are not getting up from that table until you clean that plate and I can see the heart! *Sigh* Yes mom. These Human Anatomy Fine China – Skull, Heart and Brain Plates are creepy, kooky and maybe even ooky. They are classic and classy and maybe a little sassy. Best of all it looks like your grandmother’s china. You know, if your grandmother had a few corpses in the closet. Eat up and reveal the surprise beneath your food.
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