So…. Yeah. I’m guessing this Macabre Tooth Bracelet was created by a dentist with a busy pair of pliers. Either that or the tooth fairy is making jewelry now. Bicuspid, I’m wearing this! Then I’m gonna punch a bunch of people and leave tooth prints in their faces, just because it’s fun. Is that weird? Maybe, but it’s the tooth and nothin’ but the tooth. Heh. See what I did there?
Tag: odd
Edgar Allan Poe Soap
Hey ladies. I know you love yourself some Edgar Allan Poe. I know, I know. The man is all sexy and spooky. Irresistible. Hey ladies… And all of those who are… Eager for Edgar. Get intimate with Edgar in the bathroom. Touch his face and he suds up. Invite him into the shower. Edgar Allan Poe Soap. Once you rub him all over you, you will be alone nevermore. Oh Edgar-
Black Raven Wine Glasses
These Black Raven Wine Glasses will look right at home in your humble abode, be it a humble Halloween hovel or a humble haunted house. I like a little Raven with my wine, like I like a little crow with my champagne. These vessels look smoky and eerie. Inspired by Edgar Allan Poe me some more!
Wool Slippers With 3D Rats
These Wool Slippers With 3D Rats will keep your toes mice and cozy. Although your cat will never stop attacking your feet. Never. I’ve gone through like 6 pairs in 2 weeks. Now they all have holes in them and my cats are pooping wool. The rats here look good enough to be taxidermy. Pretty sweet.
Gothic Skull Coat Hooks
Where should I put my jacket? On that skull right over there. Sweet! These Gothic Skull Coat Hooks look amazing. I’m getting a pair of these for my entryway. Look at them sexy long neck bones and that sexy stitched up skull. If you rock the gothic mansion aesthetic (Yay, I used a big word.) like I do, you have to get you some skulls for coats.