There’s a skull floating in my whiskey. No, there’s whiskey floating around a skull! This Phantom Skull Decanter and Personalized Glasses Set adds a touch a macabre to your drinks. I don’t know about you but I tend to drink enough already that I see all kinds of stuff floating in my decanter and glasses. Look, there’s a ghoul floating in my drink right now. Away with you specter! Oh wait, that’s just cat hair. A pretty huge clump too. You really shouldn’t set your drink down for 2 hours with a house full of cats.
Tag: odd
Human Teeth Ring
Hmmmm. Do I really want my finger to be bitten for all time? I’ll have to think about that. This Human Teeth Ring is cool and all, but if I wanted that, I would just stick my finger in someone’s mouth. If I wear this, am I teething? Do I have to brush these when I brush my own? I have no idea. But I kinda still wanna wear it.
Sugar Skull Shower Curtain Hooks
Add some creepy accents to your shower curtain and no I don’t mean blood ya degenerates. Stop watching Psycho. I’m talking about Sugar Skull Shower Curtain Hooks. These will add just a bit of dark fun to any shower. The seller has all kinds of shower hooks: spiders, skeletons, pirates and more. Hey, I may not have had a shower since last week, but I still want it to look like Halloween in there. Makes sense right?
Pocket Coffin Wallet
When you think about it, a coffin is nothing but a wallet for a dried up old corpse. So this Pocket Coffin Wallet makes sense. You put dead presidents in it. And with a coffin wallet in your pocket, you’ll feel like the Grim Reaper. It’s the preferred way for Goths to pay. Pretty cool. There are all kinds of colors and styles available.
Lovecraftian Monster Mug With Fangs
You gotta love a mug that bites you everytime you take a sip of your morning Joe. In fact, if your name is Joe, you are IT’S morning Joe. I’ll take sugar, cream, and about a hundred razor sharp fangs. How is that for a little cup of horror to start your day right? This Lovecraftian Monster Mug With Fangs is the best part of waking up.