Pastel Goth Coffin Hoodie

Pastel Goth Coffin Hoodie
I like my hoodies with coffins and Ouija board planchettes flying all over the place like there was an explosion at a funeral home during a seance. This Pastel Goth Coffin Hoodie recreates that experience and we love it. Pastel. Check. Goth. Check. Coffins. Check. It’s all here and looking good! The pockets should be coffin shaped as well.

Ouija Board Skirt With Pockets For Your Planchette

Ouija Board Skirt With Pockets For Your Planchette
Spin and twirl in this cool Ouija Board Skirt. It has pockets for your planchette or to trap spirits in. Personally, I don’t know what the big deal is. I summon spirits all the time. It’s called the liquor store. I wonder if she always does this little dance in her backyard. That’s gonna attract ghosts for sure. And also me peeping from next door.

I Need These – Spider Goggles

I Need These - Spider Goggles
Oh how the mind boggles when you’re dating a chick with spider goggles.

I’m no Dr. Seuss, but a sexy spider is on the loose.

I almost didn’t notice cuz my eyes were on your caboose.

There, I’m a published author. Told you I’d do it, mom.

Addams Family Nesting Doll Set

Addams Family Nesting Doll Set
They’re creepy and they’re kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They’re all together ooky, The Addams Family. That about sums up this Addams Family nesting doll set. They are made with raw wood, paint polymer clay, sealant, and “all my heart and soul.” (That’s a little creepy). You’ll regret it if you don’t buy a set. That regret will Fester. Don’t let that happen. We know what he looks like.

Mutant Martini Glass

Mutant Martini Glass
This Mutant Martini Glass will leave you shaken AND stirred. Would you like a drink? Uhhhhh. Well, I- I just remembered I don’t drink alcohol. Those better be olives and not eyes in that drink. Martini or Mutant-tini? This seller has many other horrifying drinking vessels as well. They are terrifying enough to make you swear off alcohol. It’s true. I do nothing but swear at my drinks now. F**k off Martini!