This display of a Unicorn Fetus is great for those of us who are sick of seeing bright, sparkly and magical creatures prancing around the forest and nuzzling up to virgins. Well, they don’t look so sparkly when they’re fresh from their mother’s uni-gina, that’s for sure. It measures 13-14cm long and comes in a 23cm x 23cm wooden display case. Is that the afterbirth? Damn. It is. That’s included too. Now that’s a sweet collectible. I might wanna make a saddle out of that and attach it to Cleetus the fetus here so my action figures can ride it. In fact, I’m getting 4 of these things so I can play “Four fetusmen of the apocalypse”. You know things are bad when four Unicorn fetuses show up with riders.
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Bleeding Candles Candelabra
This Bleeding Candles candelabra is perfect for house parties or to set a spooky mood in your home this Halloween! The centerpiece is a macabre skull with red light shining through the eyes. Then there are two candles, one on each side. All of the lights contain a red, flickering battery-operated candle that gives the item its ominous look that is sure to scare your guests. Since the candelabra is handmade, each one is unique. It is perfect for your haunted home. I’m leaving mine up all year long cuz I’m King creeper around here baby.
Ouija Board Soap
Are you the person that always suggests the exorcism movies on October nights? Do you like to hold seances in the tub? This Ouija Board soap won’t bring out your inner demon, but it will help keep you squeaky clean! These unique, handmade soap bars are shaped appropriately and come with a huge variety of scents. They’re made of Olive Oil Glycerin Soap, Glycerin, Fragrance, Essential Oils, and Mica. The most popular scents are Dragon’s Blood, Dirt, Fire Side, and Sandalwood, but there are about 20+ scents that you can choose from. The soap comes in two pieces: the board and the planchette. So if your heart desires, you can communicate with spirits right from your bathtub and lather up at the same time. Not recommended. Too soapy and scary.
Gothic Halloween Skull Wreath
Yes, it’s a wreath, but it’s not a cheery one. This handmade Gothic Halloween Skull Wreath is right on time for Halloween with a gothic/pirate/skull theme. It has a fake human skull as a centerpiece and aged grapevine for the wreath part. In fact, that’s how I learned about this thing. I heard it through the grapevine. And I was just about to lose my mind… Yeah. These wreaths are handmade and high-quality, so you should be able to use them for many Halloweens to come! It will creep out many kids in its lifetime.
Mythical Creatures Skeleton ID Chart
This chart doesn’t make you a medical doctor, but it gets you close. Close enough to be a cryptid vet! Study hard and you can become a doctor for mythical creatures. This Mythical Creatures Skeleton ID Chart is perfect for Halloween and your year-round vet practice. It’s handmade from premium matte photo paper and measures 12 inches wide by 18 inches tall. I gotta go. They just brought in a baby chupacabra who needs my help stat!