I can’t help but think of this Cryptid crate as the mother of all gifts. It is a collection of various cryptid items wrapped up in a single package. There’s a new one every month. There are stickers with illustrations of Bigfoot, Mothman, and the Lake Champlain Monster, plus a spice called “Chupacabra Rub and Seasoning”. There are also pins and Bigfoot socks as well. I question the wisdom behind naming a pair of socks “Bigfoot socks” granted how small a human’s feet are (see what I did there).
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Krampus Christmas Wrapping Paper
Merry Krampus everybody! Get some of this Krampus Christmas Wrapping Paper and wrap all of your gifts in style. You get three large sheets of wrapping paper per order that measure 20″ x 28″. They have a great retro design. Everyone loves Krampus. Except for my Grampus, cuz he’s a grumpus. Man, I never get thoughtfully wrapped gifts like this. I’m gonna buy these and wrap myself some presents. My life is sad. *sigh* I made a poem:
Kris Kingle
saw Krampus’ dingle
while riding one night in his sleigh.
He veered to the stop
got out with a hop
and ran home screaming all the way.
Do They Come In Medium? – Custom Ouija Board Heels
Damn girl. These Custom Ouija Board Heels are looking good. You are definitely communicating with my spirit. Oooooo baby, move your planchette all over my board. Ask me anything. I’m not sure if they will fit you though. Are you a medium? That’s just a little paranormal joke. These shoes have soul baby, but when you put your feet in them, they are sole crushing. Get it?
10 Weird Christmas Ornaments That Will Give You A Nightmare Before Christmas
It’s Christmas time again. Let’s have a look at what kinds of weird and bizarre stuff Etsy is brewing up for this holiday season. You can decide if they are ho ho ho or no no no. Do they deck the halls or wreck the halls? Do sleigh bells ring? Are you listening? Grab some hot cocoa and get a blanket to hide under. This stuff could give you nightmares
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