You probably don’t pay much attention to the bar of soap you have in your shower. That is about to change. This Handmade Skull Soap will add some terror to your tub. And some scream to your shower. Lather up with the face of horror my friends. It’s made of goat milk and fear. Lots of fear.
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Burial Bath – Death and Decay Soap – Why Not?
Burial Bath – Death and Decay Soap. For when you really want to get clean, but you want to feel… Unclean? Dead? Decayed? I have no idea, but zombies would love it. If they took baths, Which they don’t. They should though. Cuz they are rant. Like walking city dumpsters in the summer. Take this zombie. Have yourself a bath. Burn those clothes too. That cheap Made In China shizz is decomposing faster than you are. Didn’t any of you die in quality threads? Oh yeah, Walmart.
Horror Characters Soap Set
Do you feel dirty watching those horror flicks? There’s so much blood and gore, you feel like you need a shower right? So invite your horror friends into the shower with you, with this Horror Characters Soap Set. The heads of Jason, Leatherface, Freddy and Michael Myers will lather you up and get you clean. Spoiler alert: Freddy don’t like cleaning your taint. Leatherface doesn’t mind.
Monster Head Soaps – Scream While You Clean
These Monster Head Soaps come in a bunch of characters. There’s Wolfman, an alien, zombies, mummies, and more. I got a couple of these myself cuz I like to have somebody to talk to in the shower. And if I don’t like what they say? Well, let’s just say I have a very clean butt-crack and no more sass-talk from the Wolfman. You feelin’ what I’m scrub a dub dubbin’?
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Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
This nose nose when you need some shower gel. Just like I know how to pick a winner of a weird item. Heh. Pick a winner. Like boogers. If boogers were a lottery I’d be a millionaire by now. And the wall by my bed would be full of numbered lottery balls instead of dried and flicked nose-nuggets.
Give this big honker a squeeze and it will drip out a snot rocket or two so you can get nice and clean. The Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser. drip some boogers and wipe yourself clean with them.