Has your soul grown so dark, you can spend an entire night watching spine-tingling horror films and still sleep nightmare-free? Join the club! These Gothic Vampire candles should help set the mood for a ‘night in’ watching some scary films. They can also help you spook the crap out of kids who come to your house on Halloween (or pretty much any day you choose to frighten people who come to your home at night). You can choose your candles based on your favorite Gothic character from the horror films.
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Holy Mackerel! – Real Fish Resin Earrings and Necklace
Wearing a fish around your neck like a necklace? Sounds gross and barbaric to me. The most off-putting thing about carrying a raw fish around is the odor. Especially on a hot day. These will be fin though since they are coated in resin. Fine. I mean fine. Not fin. Just a typo. I really floundered on that one. This Real Fish Resin Earrings and Necklace is… ew!
Strange Figure Stalks a Moose
Check out this footage from Canada that shows a moose by the side. It’s being stalked by some alien creeper figure. The woman who filmed this didn’t notice the odd entity at the time, but later spotted it when she looked at the video. All I know is that it’s pale. That tells me it needs more sun. It probably lives underground or in a cave and it’s out hunting lunch. Come to think of it, this is probably how I look when I’m out hunting lunch at Burger King.
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Bird Skull Halloween Ornaments
Decorating your Halloween tree isn’t for the birds. Or maybe it is. These Bird Skull Halloween Ornaments are going to look amazing on your All Hallows Eve tree. Here’s a joke for ya. What do you call a bird in a pastry? A magpie. Get it? Well, it’s not so much a joke as it the ramblings of an insane person, but still. What do you call a bunch of birds lining up for poured drinks? A crow bar.
Black Occult Leggings
Damn sister. Those Black Occult Leggings look good. Are you the lead singer for Lisa Lisa and the Occult Jam? They’re an occult classic. Makes me want to drink a bottle of occult 45. I was gonna type more, but I just can’t stop looking at that pic. Sassy!