Memento Mori means “remember that you have to die”. Gee, thanks. What a downer. Yeah well, you remember that… I got nothin’. Cuz I’m depressed now. This Memento Mori Large Leather Journal is a great reminder that a dirt nap is a-comin’. It’s large, leathery and has 600 pages. Just like my grandma reading me a bedtime story. Well, not anymore. I’m a big boy now. Hasn’t happened since last week.
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Edgar Allen Poe Journal – The Raven Nevermore
This Edgar Allen Poe Journal is a great place to write down all of those things that you want to deal with NEVERMORE:
Taxes
SJW weirdos
Dank memes
The store being out of what you want and you’re all like wtf!
Diets
and whatever else you might be sick of. Let the magic of the NEVERMORE bird wash these things from your mind.
Raven Skull Winestopper
Top your wine with a raven. This Raven Skull Winestopper turns your alcohol juice into a bird. A drunk bird, with no skin or feathers on its head. Which is just the way that I like my alcohol. I’m not drunk! *Grabs bottle and bangs the raven beak against my desk like a judge.* We’ll re-adjourn in 15 after I wet my beak some more.
Potato Head Skulls – Art That You Can Eat
So this guy makes skulls out of potatoes. Sometimes he fries them in oil after, sometimes he puts the potato head skulls in jars of vinegar and lemon to preserve them. Everyone needs a hobby I guess. I don’t like to eat anything that can look at me while I’m eating it.
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Regan MacNeil The Exorcist Necklace
Are you obsessed with the possessed? Then check out this Regan MacNeil The Exorcist Necklace. She’s just doing her thing, levitating and terrorizing priests and now she’s a cool piece of jewelry. People will be all like, “Uh… You have a possessed girl on your necklace.” And you’ll be all like, “No s**t Sherlock, what’s your next case?” Cuz you’re rude. Someone needs a Snickers.