Check out this cool Plague Doctor Statue. He’s all waving his lantern around like, “Anyone got the plague? Anyone need it? Plague doctor here. What are you plagued with?” Just a dude doing his job. He’s ready to lay the smack down with his staff if anyone gives him any lip too.
Tag: odd
This Really Bugs Me – Nasty Fly Earrings
Flies are all the rage this year. Everyone on the runway is wearing them. So these Fly Earrings are the perfect accessory. Fly. The maggot evolved. Nature’s gross butterfly. Flies are filthy and disgusting and totally belong on your ears. I can’t wait for some fly to land on your ear and try to mate with your earrings. That’s nasty.
Weird Eye Martini Glasses – Martine-Eye
Check out these Weird Eye Martini Glasses. Martine-eye anyone? When I drink I am the master and my drink is the pupil. That may sound cornea, but eye don’t care. I’m gonna get a pair of these. I’ll call one Iris and the other Re-Tina. If you drip some drink over the side and lick it off, you’ll get a real tongue-lashing. Know what I mean? Weird, but I like these.
Clay Fly Face Wall Hanger For Your House – It’s A Housefly
When you absolutely need the head of a giant fly on your wall, there is the Clay Fly Face Wall Hanger. It would be in your house so technically it’s a housefly. I guess. Put it on your horse and it’s a horsefly. Is it May? Then it’s a Mayfly. If it falls off your wall it means your fly is down. Whatevs. Time for me to fly.
This Nightmare Jack-In-The-Box Is Terrifying
We’ve featured MoldyCreations stuff around here before. It’s terrifying. I’m pretty sure they use a bunch of dark elves to create their wares. Like this Nightmare Jack-In-The-Box. I’m not even turning the handle and listening to the music while waiting for this thing to pop up and I’m already terrified. Is their a child that you don’t like? I think I found the perfect gift for them. Sweet dreams you little s**t!