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Witches of Legend Tarot Card Deck

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Witches of Legend Tarot Card Deck

I’m questioning the authenticity of this Witches of Legend Tarot Card Deck, because my ex wives are nowhere to be seen. Neither is Samantha from Bewitched, but then again those are the only witches I’m familiar with. Well, those and the Witches of Eastwick. Oh yeah, those chicks from Charmed. How could I forget that trio. Anyway, this cool Witches of Legend Tarot Card Deck features legendary witches and goddesses like Circe, Brigid, Hekate, Diana, Athena and more. This deck has some amazing artwork. Who wants to give me a reading?

Funny story. I call my neighbor the wicked witch of the west because she’s west of me. EAST SIDE! EAST SIDE! *gang signs* I didn’t touch your damn roses lady. I haven’t had a reading since I bought this Santa Muerte Book Of The Dead Tarot Card Deck, which also has some amazing art. In that reading the cards told me that I was about to meet a handsome stranger and I would instantly fall in love. I didn’t believe it, but as soon as got up from the table, I caught a glimpse in the mirror and it was love at first sight. Dreams really do come true.

Cherry Skull Earrings

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Cherry Skull Earrings

These Cherry Skull Earrings are dripping from cuteness. Not blood. But if they were I would still like them. Imagine if cherry skulls grew in your garden. This is what they would look like. With more dirt of course. Just the right amount of creepy and cute. Did I cherry pick these to show you? Maybe. Better cherry up and grab these before they’re gone. You girls are going to look sexy rocking these Cherry Skull Earrings.

They are a just little classier than these Tongue Earrings. But it’s all a matter of taste. Get it? Zing! That was a good one.

Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts

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Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts

If you need to add some extra flair to your haunted mansion or abysmal abode, check out these Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts. They are so cute and creepy, I love them. The seller has several styles available. What’s great about these is that they look good anywhere. By the door, above the coffin, near the bat chandelier. Even in your mad scientist lab. You can never have too many Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts, that’s what I always say. I’ve got tons in the creeptorium. I can’t even walk around without tripping over a skeleton or a skull. I probably shouldn’t leave them in large bone piles, but still. Yeah, that’s on me and it doesn’t look good to company.

Speaking of absolutely weird stuff. Here’s a blast from the past. The Gothic Skeleton Wearing A Corset Christmas Tree. What a beauty. She knows how to work the runway. Like a 747 taking a nose dive. I think I prefer the Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts. I know I do. I haven’t looked at that thing in years and now I can’t unsee it. But at least I have shared the experience with you dear readers. You are welcome. I also am looking for the bleach.

Spider Hair Clip

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Spider Hair Clip

Oh shiny! This Spider Hair Clip is all kinds of creepy cool, so nice it will make you drool. Oh what a tangled web it weaves… I hope not, cuz that’s your hair. No tangles please. This is the only time it is acceptable to have a spider in your hair btw. It is creepy yet elegant. Actually pretty sexy if I’m honest. Elevate your game ladies and put a spider in your hair. If you don’t do it, nature will at some point.

If you don’t like the Spider Hair Clip, maybe the Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Flower Hair Clip is more your speed.

Dripping Blood Glass Straw

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Dripping Blood Glass Drinking Straw

Turn any drink into a macabre and terrifying treat with this Dripping Blood Glass Straw. People will think you are a vampire just chilling and having a bloody Mary, or a Cheryl, or Jane. The woman’s name isn’t important. But I love it so much I won’t share. People will say, hey can I use your Dripping Blood Glass Straw and I’ll say no, that’s the last straw! Terrible joke, but this straw is too cool to share. It will wow and stun your friends, maybe scare the hell out of them.

If you sip your drink through this straw while wearing this stylish Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker, you are truly the Vampire queen my dear and I bow down to you.