Look, if you have this Pennywise Evil Clown Wreath on your door, I’m not coming in. And neither will anyone else. I don’t want any part of that shizz! It looks like Ronald McDonald and Uncle Sam had a demented baby. Nope. I’m just passing this house by. This really should be a sewer decoration.
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Classic Songs as Stephen King Horror Novel Covers
Stephen King’s Stranger Love Songs is a new project created by Brazilian artist Butcher Billy. The titles of classic love and heartbreak songs are mixed with the style of Stephen King horror novel covers. Prints and t-shirts are available here. Meh. I’ll wait for the movies. Seriously though, I bet Stephen King writes each one of these. In a month. Dude is prolific.
The Shining Redrum Horror Skirt
Hmmmm. I wonder what this The Shining Redrum Horror Skirt is all about. Hint: It’s about murder spelled backwards like a hundred times. Ladies, buy this and then always stand in front of a mirror when your husband is around. Don’t say a word. It will freak him out. Make sure you pack this if you ever travel to the Overlook hotel too. This skirt will be murder on your style. No, really. Redrum! Redrum!
Maximum Overdrive Stained Glass Panel
Check out this Maximum Overdrive Stained Glass Panel. Sing it with me:
The video game says “Play me”
Face it on a level but it takes you every time on a one on one
Feeling running down your spine
Nothing gonna save your one last dime cause it owns you
Through and through.
Maximum Overdrive was a great movie. Great soundtrack too. It won an award for best use of a Goblin Truck while AC/DC played in the background. Now you can decorate your house with said truck. That is one bad mutha trucka! Sucka!
Horror Book Themed Candles
It’s been awhile since I sat down with a good book. You know why? Because books aren’t very good at conversation. Also, because books don’t have the internet with built in naughty websites. Books also don’t feed me. There’s actually a lot of reasons now that I think about it. At least now I can enjoy some good books with my candles thanks to these Horror Book Themed Candles.
These decorative candles from FirstEditionCandleCo have a little book attached and you can even use them as bookmarks. They will make your place look all creepy-like. Gotta say though, these are not that original. I created these back in the great fire of 1996 when I last read a book by candle light. The fireman gave me the candle covered book as a souvenir along with a slap to the back of the head.
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