Whether you’re talking Bloodroot, Nightshade, Hemlock, Poison Ivy or Wolfsbane, poison herbs will mess you up. That’s why you can’t just go eating everything you see in the woods. I learned that lesson the hard way on a cold autumn night that involved some found mushrooms and a 12 hour war with the gnome-folk. And let me tell ya, the gnome-folk ain’t nuttin to f**k with. The whole thing was Just Plain Weird. I woke up with no clothes and a pointy hat in a very unusual place.
Luckily, I never came across any Poisonous plants like those on these Poison Herbs Hand Towels. These are great decor for you wild women and witches, or those who just love nature. They will not only look great in your home, but they will help to remind you about what these herbs look like in the wild. I wish I had had these for mushrooms. I could have avoided a lot of trouble and preparation H on that fateful night. They come in both black and white to fit in with your living space perfectly. If you like deadly nature stuff, these are the towels for you. They come as a set or individually.
Batman and Robin. That was a terrible Batman movie. Luckily it did have Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy. I would rub up on those vines and get a seven year itch. You know what I’m sayin’? Reminds me of that time (the only time) a girl came over to my house wearing a sexy Poison Ivy costume. She was covered in actual Poison Ivy. She was all like, “I’m just wearing this so you won’t touch me, perv! I’m only here because you have an Xbox.”