Who needs VR when you are playing with this Great Horror Movie Villains Paper Dolls Book and you start getting paper cuts cuz Freddy and his buddies are slashing at you. Shizz just got real. Oh yeah Freddy? How about I put your doll in the fireplace? Or get a paper dollhouse and make you roomates with that chick from the Misery movie? How you like that? Ow! You little- That’s it! No more paper dolls for me. I’m locking you all up together so you can kill each other. Once the feeling returns to my hands!
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Lifesize Uma Thurman Mannequin Wearing Poison Ivy Costume
Batman and Robin. That was a terrible Batman movie. Luckily it did have Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy. I would rub up on those vines and get a seven year itch. You know what I’m sayin’? Reminds me of that time (the only time) a girl came over to my house wearing a sexy Poison Ivy costume. She was covered in actual Poison Ivy. She was all like, “I’m just wearing this so you won’t touch me, perv! I’m only here because you have an Xbox.”
Anywho. Do you want a life sized Uma Thurman doll wearing the Poison Ivy costume? Ebay seller gvmdesigns has one for you for 5 grand. Oh man, give me just one night with her and it would be worth the year long calamine lotion baths and blistery lesions all over my body. Mind if I climb that Ivy tower madame?
More images below, including a weird one where she has a canine sidekick.
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Clown Fantasy Outfit: The Joker Has A New Sidekick
Check out this clown fantasy outfit. Here’s an interesting fantasy: Eat a f**king cracker. I kid. I kid. I’m thinking you can buy this $1,235.00 outfit and then team up with the Joker, because if there’s one thing the Batman doesn’t need, it’s another deranged clown at the Joker’s side. I mean, besides Harley Quinn. Look at her jumping out in front of the Caped Crusader, eyes all wide, feigning shock. Oh my. Did I startle you? He he. Are you stunned by my crazy freakishness? Good. He he. Now for a kick to your bat-groin.
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