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Statue With Uma Thurman Feet

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When last we saw Uma Thurman it was as a mannequin wearing a Poison Ivy costume. Now we have this….I apologize in advance for making you look at her nasty, weird, proof of alien life feet. They totally freak me out. Kill Bill? More like kill any pair of shoes. I’m pretty sure they’re still growing.

Anyhow, this Etsy seller has a rare statue with a serious case of Ewwww-Ma Thurman feet. The seller bought the statue feet unseen and then discovered the horror when she received it. Painting didn’t help. It only made the demon feet worse. Now she just needs the feet to beat a hasty retreat from her life. For $11,019.28. The price is totally justified. Kinda like lawsuit money for having to look at those nasty tootsies.

What the hell Uma? Why are your feet like man feet with elongated fingers? *shudders* Do NOT want to play footsie with her. Her toes will put my toes in a toe-lock and break bones.

1976 Photo Of David Bowie & Iggy Pop Getting Arrested In Pot Bust

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Ziggy played guitar. He’s also been known to toke on that sweet ganja. And he got busted by the fuzz in 1979. Here is photographic proof. This vintage photograph was taken at the exact moment when undercover cops in Rochester, NY slapped the cuffs on David Bowie and Iggy Pop. Apparently it was “someone else” who was smoking pot in Bowie’s hotel room in 1976. Yeah sure. Ground control to Major Tom, I ain’t buying it.

The worst part of the whole thing had to be Iggy Pop on the way to the police station singing The Passenger over and over again while Bowie was biting and kicking him to get him to shut up.

They had to face the cha cha cha charges!
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Pop-Up Book of Celebrity Meltdowns

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Celebrities melt down. Sometimes like a scented candle, all fragrant and drippy, sometimes like a nuclear reactor. This Pop-Up Book of Celebrity Meltdowns recreates these meltdowns in glorious 3D. Like Tom Cruise all freaking out on Oprah because his Scientology programming went wacky and the tech guys had no idea how to fix him. Or Mike Tyson biting the ear off of another human as they fight in the ring. I wonder if he still has a taste for human flesh.

Turns out, Mikey really will eat anything. Or maybe I just learned everything I know from old cereal commercials. I thought Captain Crunch was a real guy until I joined the Navy and encountered Captain jerk-face. Once I also spent two weeks in the rain forest looking for Toucan Sam. Trust me, if he even lived there, he would have been eaten by giant snakes a long time ago. Anyway, this is a fun book. With moving pictures and everything.
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Real Life Cast Of Vincent Price

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vincent priceWhat do you want for your birthday? Well, what I really want is Vincent Price’s face on my wall? Can you make that happen? Etsy seller TheFXBunker can.

Some people hang mounted animal heads on their wall, especially if they shot them dead and want to display it as a trophy. Well, now you can pretend that you have successfully hunted down horror movie legend Vincent Price. You can choose both the young or old Vincent Price for $200. The young one means that you had a hell of a time chasing him through the forest and he almost got away. The old one says that you just bonked him on the head and threw him in your trunk. It was no sweat and you are a lazy hunter.

See both versions after the break.
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More Proof That Nicholas Cage Is A Vampire

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nicholas cage is a vampireYet another Victorian era photo of a man, who eerily resembles famous actor, Nicholas Cage has surfaced on Ebay, adding further proof to the whole “Nicholas Cage is a vampire” myth. If you’re not familiar with this internet legend, here’s the story- In 2011, a similar Victorian era photo of a man who appeared to be Nick cage surfaced on Ebay. The seller claimed that it was definitely an old photo of Mr. Cage and that he is an immortal, who never appears to age and has lived through many eras. Read more “More Proof That Nicholas Cage Is A Vampire”