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Apron Of Flesh With Bonus Purse Of Flesh

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flesh apronHey, serial killers have to cook too. And nobody likes to stain their clothes. I’m not sure how many people had to die to make this flesh apron, but judging by the amount of eye-holes that I see, there are at least 7 extra people invited to dinner.

I hear ya. It needs an accessory just as fleshy. To flesh it out. You’re thinking, “It’s cool and all, but this outfit needs more skin in the game if I’m gonna buy it”. Well, you can also get a matching Flesh Purse. Now you are all set to host a dinner that your guests will never forget…And never leave.

Yeah, this is from the same Etsy seller that gave us the People Pot Pie, so we already know what’s on the menu.
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People Pot Pie: It’s What’s For Dinner

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people pot pieEtsy seller ItCameFromUnderMyBed is quite the wiz in the kitchen. Apparently, she specializes in pot pies. People Pot Pies. Pot Pies that are made out of people!

I’m not stealing a pie from her windowsill ever. Besides, for $15 I can get a real pot pie from the bakery across the street and I’m pretty sure that one isn’t made of people. Although it does share a dark alley with a Chinese place where dogs and cats wander in and are never seen again. People too actually. Sure, sometimes it “looks” like a face on the crust, but that’s just my imagination. Just like that earring I found inside was my imagination playing tricks on me. That’s all… *crying* Are people-less pot pies sacred to no one anymore?
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