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People Pot Pie: It’s What’s For Dinner

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people pot pieEtsy seller ItCameFromUnderMyBed is quite the wiz in the kitchen. Apparently, she specializes in pot pies. People Pot Pies. Pot Pies that are made out of people!

I’m not stealing a pie from her windowsill ever. Besides, for $15 I can get a real pot pie from the bakery across the street and I’m pretty sure that one isn’t made of people. Although it does share a dark alley with a Chinese place where dogs and cats wander in and are never seen again. People too actually. Sure, sometimes it “looks” like a face on the crust, but that’s just my imagination. Just like that earring I found inside was my imagination playing tricks on me. That’s all… *crying* Are people-less pot pies sacred to no one anymore?
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USDA Approved Meat Coasters

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meat coastersYou have to protect your furniture from drinks. Otherwise your wife will slap you silly, grab you by the neck and shove your face in it. That’s what happens around here anyway. So use a coaster. A manly coaster that will show her who the boss is. Like meat!

So after that little “incident” I got some meat from the fridge and slapped it down onto the coffee table. Then slammed my drink into that delicious slab of beef. See? I’m using a coaster! I am the man of this house!

It was a good plan. Until she made me eat it, all raw and bloody. My nerdy muscles could not overcome her. This package of meat coasters might be a better alternative.
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