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This Guy Is The Ultimate eBay Pitchman

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This Guy Is The Ultimate eBay Pitchman
This guy rocks the hell out of eBay. He must be selling stuff like crazy.

The title: Star Wars.

Is it a car? An action figure? A poster? Who knows.

The listing says only: “It’s new the package is mess up”

No sh*t! The package is “mess up”. The package is gone. It’s just the bubble with the figure inside. Dude don’t care! He’s got no shirt, probably no pants on either and has a smoke going. All right there in his trailer park kitchen. Every item the dude sells is like this. He’s the honey badger of eBay. He don’t care!

He’s like, “Look, I’m half naked, just got up and you want this $2 item or not? I got a beer can collection to admire!”

Thanks for the tip Jeremy.

Spend A Night Getting Drunk With This Guy

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hang out with drunk guy
For $500 you can spend a night on the town, getting drunk with this Darwin award winner. If you are in the Los Angeles area. He has a list of the fun stuff you will do together:

-Human Airplanes
-Human Pyramids
-Drink Beer next to Cars
-Get 86’d from a bar
-Beer Bongs
-Become Friends
-Keg Stands

Check out the last picture below and you’ll see that the “human pyramid” is actually some sort of demonic ritual, where they form some kind of Voltron beast to corner their prey. I have no idea what kind of dark magic is going on there, but the demon in back appears to be holding a dirty diaper in a bag.

So yeah, if hanging out with drunk and demonic forces is your idea of a fun time, go for it, but you and I both know that after he’s done using you in his dark rituals, he’s going to send you home with a free mullet and a peen drawn on your face in permanent marker too.
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Serial Killer Show And Tell

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serial creeperMeet Ebay seller michael_francis_brown. I don’t know what his deal is, but he sells art. Most of his listings are pretty mundane, but occasionally he let’s his inner creeper out and dons a Jason Voorhees mask, playing a little game we like to call “serial killer show and tell”.
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Sick And Evil Gift From Hell Mystery Item

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evil mystery itemHere at Creepbay, we love sharing with you the things that not only creep us out, but hopefully will give you the creeps and a few nightmares too. Sometimes we run across something creepy that isn’t a “thing”, but a person instead. In this case, it’s Ebay seller hubby2you. The name isn’t all that scary…pretty nice and normal. Brings up the image of maybe a handyman selling some tools on Ebay for some extra beer money. But, noooooo…hubby2you is not some nice, mild mannered Mr. Fix It. He is quite the opposite and has a wickedly good dark streak. Don’t take our word for it. Prepare to be creeped… Read more “Sick And Evil Gift From Hell Mystery Item”