These Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees Lawn Gnomes will make your garden a nightmare on elf street. Yeah, I know an elf is different than a gnome. You try to come up with clever word play after downing a pint of Nyquil! No, I don’t have a cold. Was just a night cap. Anyway, these horror icons want to hang out in your garden looking scary and gnomy. Hey, there;s nothing wrong with gnomes. Some of Hollywood’s best actors and actresses are gnomes. Like Gnomy Watts for instance. Great actress.
Tag: scary
Rest In Peace Under This Queen Size Skull Crochet Blanket
This Queen Size Skull Crochet Blanket has more skulls than you can shake a guillotine at. Does that even make sense? I have no idea. I need a nap. This looks like a good blanket to take a nap in, just as long as it’s not your final resting place. Skulls everywhere. In many colors. It ticks off three boxes of the things I like best. Comfy. Cozy. Creepy.
Gothic Wood Docking Station For Your Smartphone or Tablet
This Gothic Wood Docking Station For Your Smartphone or Tablet is beautiful and badass. It’s a wooden skull made of linden wood and polished smooth. I don’t know about you, but I need this for my desk. I’ll just have to move some other skulls and assorted creepery aside to make room. Just look at that skull. Have you ever seen a more lovely skull? I haven’t. Not since I last looked in the mirror.
The Munsters Herman and Grandpa Magnets
Did you ever grab some muenster cheese and a monster drink so you can sit in your monster truck and watch a monster marathon of The Munsters? Me either. Seems like overkill. I might do it anyway just cuz. Anyway, check out these cool The Munsters Herman and Grandpa Magnets. You can put ’em on your fridge and be reminded of all of their goofy adventures.
Guy Shows Off Bigfoot Head Frozen Since 1953
This guy claims that his father killed a Bigfoot back in 1953 and then chopped up the body in order to bring it home and freeze it. Sounds legit. In the beginning of 2017 this same guy showed the world a massive foot that allegedly came from the creature. This Bigfoot head weighs around 120 pounds. Apparently it will be put on display at a Bigfoot museum and theme park that he hopes to build. Looks pretty impressive for being in a freezer for 60 plus years.
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