Zombies take a little nip from the Embalming Fluid Coffee Mug and it keeps them from rotting just a little while longer. It can help you too. It’s good for what ails you. This mug is the balm. I don’t know about you, but coffee makes me poo. If I drink from this Embalming Fluid Coffee Mug, embalming is gonna be out-balming real fast. This is the undertakers favorite mug, cuz they are hardcore like that.
Tag: scary
Zombie Tiki Mugs – The Drinking Dead
KachaktanoMugs makes all kinds of cool and creepy mugs, but these Zombie Tiki Mugs are the most undead way to sip your tropical drinks. He’s got himself a handful of brains, but eating them won’t help his IQ any. Drink your cocktails from this guy. Luckily, he won’t rot and fester like a real zombie as you drink, cuz that would just be gross.
Ouija Board Glow-In-The-Dark Skater Dress
Commune with the spirit world when wearing this Ouija Board Glow-In-The-Dark Skater Dress. It features a great glow in the dark Ouija Board design. Perfect for those dark knights hovering over your Ouija Board, gettin’ all spooky. Talk to ghosts in style. Damn she looks sexy.I’d like to run my planchette all over that dress. Okay, that sounded wrong. True though.
IT IRL – Clowns Break Into Some Guy’s House
So two clowns break into some guy’s house and surprisingly, they didn’t trash the place and leave balloon animals everywhere. Also surprising that it was only two clowns and that they didn’t get out of a full clown-packed tiny car. Though they did swap out his doorbell for one that now sprays water in your face when you push the button. Clowns are evil, I think we can all agree on that. Is there anything more disturbing than discovering footage of a clown break-in in your home? Even scarier, the guy who owns the house says there is no video of them leaving the house. Did they go out the window? Exit to another dimension?
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UFO Abduction Earring
Now you can identify yourself as someone who goes for long space rides against your will with this UFO Abduction Earring. That way if you and someone else are wearing one and happen to meet, you can pass each other in the mall and give each other a knowing look, as each of you touches your sore butts and wince before going on your merry way. And maybe you don’t feel so alone. Wear with this T-Shirt.