These AtmosFX Digital Decorations Will Scare the pants off your neighbors. You’ll be all like, “Pull your pants up and put your Hallo-weeny away Mr.Johnson. I got kids.” And they’ll be all pulling their pants back up and running back into the house with their paper. That’s how scary this shizz is. You can display spooky scenes on your TV or projector and they even have material for projecting them into thin air. You can choose from Creepy Crawlies, Ghostly Apparitions, Jack-o-Lantern Jamboree, Macabre Manor, UnLiving Portraits, or Zombie Invasion DVDs. Scare neighbors and trick or treaters this Halloween.
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Felt Merino Wool White Crow Shawl
Now this is something to crow about. This White Crow Shawl is like having a giant crow wrap it’s arms around you. Minus the pecking at your head, the talons digging into your arms and flying off with you part of course. Just the comfy part of wings around you. You are the wind beneath it’s wings. Have I ever told you you’re my hero? No? Well, now you know. Try not to make bird noises while ensconced in this shawl. It’s gonna be hard, but you can do it. It is made of wool, not Crow-cheted. Haha hahaha. That was a good one. Sometimes I crack myself up. Hey, you could go by the name Sheryl Crow.
Cool Sugar Skull Mug – Day Of The Drink
Check out this cool Sugar Skull Mug. Do you want sugar with your coffee? Only if it’s a sugar skull. Otherwise I’m trying to cut back. This glass mug will be perfect for your mourning coffee. Get it? Mourning coffee? Yeah I made a funny. Happens sometimes. This mug makes a great gift for anyone who loves sugar skulls. Like yourself. Screw other people. Giving starts at home. As in give me a cup of anything in this cool mug.
Monstrous Sea Creature Discovered on Texas Beach
The world is more terrifying than we can imagine. A Texas woman recently stumbled on the remains of a giant piece of nightmare fuel when she spotted this sea creature that had washed ashore during Hurricane Harvey. People think that it’s a tusky eel. I don’t know what that is, but nope. This is what I call “Nightmaricus This is why I don’t swimicus!” Look at that mouth!
https://youtu.be/vy_CZEDQc-A
Cool Skull Heads Ice Cube Maker
You know what they say, 3 skull heads are better than one. 3 ice skull heads are better than 3 skull heads too. This Cool Skull Heads Ice Cube Maker lets you make a gentlemen head with a monocle, a pirate head and a plain old skull head. They look awesome. Reminds me of a joke: A pirate, a gentleman and a regular skull walk into a bar… And that’s all I got. I’m gonna put one of each in my drink and make them fight. See who melts last. I bet the winner is old one-eye, cuz pirates are tough.