These Zombie Kitties Cat Pendants are zombie cats for your neck. They promise not to bite you and turn you into a zombie cat person. There are several different cat zombie personalities to choose from. Imma wear ’em all like Mr. T. Cuz I can’t choose a favorite. I pity the fool don’t have no zombie kitties around their neck!
Tag: scary
Day of the Dead Cookie Cutters and Stampers Set
More like Day of the Delicious! This Day of the Dead Cookie Cutters and Stampers Set will turn a day of the dead into a day of cookies. Which is a much better day if you ask me. Cookies or death? Gee, let’s see, which one am I gonna pick. Too late, I already started eating. You get 4 cutters/stampers. One side cuts the cookie shape, while the other stamps in the details. Awesome. Cuz I like a lot of sugar in my sugar skulls.
Abduction Accessories – Sparkly Alien Pendants
If you don’t mind singling yourself out for a wild abduction, check out these bright and sparkly Alien Pendants. Glitter me timbers! You better order it now just in case you experience some missing time and forget all about it. Wait- What was I just doing? I have no idea, but my butt hurts and I is sleepy. Night nights. Zzzzzzzzzzz.
Mad Scientist Youtubers Creating Homunculus Creatures
So if you aren’t familiar with the whole “Youtubers are f**ked up and now creating creatures that will kill us all” situation that is unfolding, check out this video. Youtubers are trying to create a creature known as a homunculus. Some sort of smallish nasty humanoid creature. Why? For sh*ts and giggles apparently. First they take a chicken egg or other egg and a syringe of human sperm. Then they inject the sperm into the egg and wait. What happens next is usually terrifying, when it isn’t some hoax. I’m looking at you, guy that used a prawn and tried to fake us out.
In one of the videos shown here, the creature actually moves and freaks its creator out so badly that he smashes it with a book and the thing has what looks like blood inside. Another guy tries it using a giant Ostrich egg. Way to go Einstein, using an egg that big is going to produce a world ending creature.
Are these real? No idea. But it creeps me the hell out. YouTube needs to stay away from mad science!
Halloween Outdoor Animated Skulls Projection Light
This Halloween Outdoor Animated Skulls Projection Light projects some skulls wherever you want. On a tree, the side of your house, in a window, against your friend’s face, wherever. It comes with six different slides, each featuring a unique skull that you can project. I showed this to my psychologist and she said I was just projecting. She had a point. I’m gonna use this to scare some peeps this Halloween.