Freddy and Jason sittin’ in a tree, K I S S I N G… *Freddy locates my with dream GPS and whistles to Jason, saying “here is the no good ^%$&*U that’s makin’ fun of us. Freddy holds me down while Jason swings the machete! I wake up.* Damn, that was close. Can’t you guys take a joke? Anyway, I love you guys as the Horror Freddy and Jason VYNL Figure 2-Pack. Lookin’ super cute guys. Are we cool now? I hope so. I should really learn to stop making fun of horror dudes.
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Sound Activated Haunted Talking Doll
This Haunted Talking Doll is real freakfest. Like Freakfest 2017. Get your tickets and enjoy the show. This sound activated doll says things like “Come play with me.” or “I’m watching you.” or “You drop me and I broke and that made me angry.” My advice is, don’t make it angry. It will haunt you, your life and your dreams. Have fun with that.
It looks like it spent the last 200 years in a haunted house and now it will make your house haunted. Not as bad as this though.
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Zombie Graveyard Wax Melts Have A Surprise Inside
Zombie Graveyard Wax Melts! There’s a surprise inside one of the pieces guys. I have no idea what it is though. Could be an old booger, a hair ball that a cat coughed up, maybe even a severed finger. The possibilities are endless. I like the idea of a toy, but mostly I just like to watch stuff melt. So I feel like this would satisfy the pyromaniac in me. So pretty the melting. So oozing. Me likes it. Me wants it.
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Disturbing and Weird Spanish Olive Alien Heads
Yes, that is a bowl of Spanish olives that look like alien heads. You can eat these while you are watching the X-Files. Aren’t alien olives just the pits? Ha ha. These freaky alien treats were made by Beth of Hungry Happenings. She uses a black food coloring marker and brine to create the alien faces. Then she forgets the whole thing and has missing time.
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Sugar Skull Cats Ornaments – Dia De Los Meow Meows
These adorable Sugar Skull Cats Ornaments are purr-fect. They are the cat’s meow. The cat’s pajamas. The kitten’s whiskers. I think I just ran out of cat puns cuz honestly I’m not very bright. These ornaments are cute though. Dia De Los Meow Meows! Use them on your Christmas tree or anywhere you want some skeletal felines.
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