B3ta’s current image challenge is called Product Horror, where artists combine a horror film with an advertisement for another product. Get ready for a lot of puns. Like The Amitygrille Horror. You can see all of the entries here. These would make some weird horror movies.
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Ouija Board Playing Cards – Deal In The Dead
Deal in the dead and get ready for a night of high stakes poker. High stakes as in, you better be careful that you don’t summon the dead with that royal flush. These Ouija Board Playing Cards are all kinds of spooky and awesome. I’m gonna gather 52 friends (One for each card) and get 52 tiny little planchettes and it’s gonna get lit up in here. Biggest seance in history. Call the Guinness Book of World Records. Call the Ghostbusters.
Scary and Skully Aztec Death Whistles
I’m not blowing into any of these Aztec Death Whistles, mostly cuz I don’t want to hurt any Aztecs. I like the Aztecs. Please don’t hurt the Aztecs. Blow into something else. And why single the Aztecs out? I just don’t get it. Don’t you know that this is how their civilization ended? Too many deaths by whistle. So sad.
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Sugar Skull Dog and Cat Plates Set
These Sugar Skull Dog and Cat Plates Set shows our feline and dog friends with some mighty fine sugar skulls. So fine i almost wanna lick ’em and see if they’re sugary. You get both plates. These are a great decoration and a great way for your pets to get in on the whole Day of the Dead thing. Also check out these cool Day of the Dead Measuring Spoons. And bake stuff until you need a Day of the Diet.
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72 inch Cocoon Corpse Decoration For Your Home
This 72 inch Cocoon Corpse Decoration is pretty awesome. I like to hang mine just outside of the front door and then dress up like a giant spider so I can pretend I’m wrapping it up and then feasting on it. Om nom nom. Usually somebody comes at me with a flamethrower and I have to run. This corpse is collapsible for easy storage too. You can’t say that about other corpses. Hang him up anywhere and watch him sway in the breeze. Hang it up and tell the old lady next door that this is happening to everyone over thirty. Good times.
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