What the? What’s all that up in your junk? Looks like the souls of a hundred dead skulls. These Men’s Boxer Shorts have skulls everywhere. Some are on your junk, some are looking at your junk, some seem to be biting at your junk, others look on admiringly. Now this is a real man’s pair of boxer shorts. These will get the party started when you drop your drawers for sexy time.
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Gothic Studded Doctor Shoulder Bag
The Doctor is in. This Gothic Studded Doctor Shoulder Bag should not be used to carry your Doctor tools, just so we are clear. What, are you crazy? That would scare people. It is a macabre and exotic bag though. (Which I have also been told by many one-night stands.) This devil skull purse is a doctor-style bag with mirrored metal studs and a 3D skull ornament. It has top double handles, a roomy interior with plenty of space to store all your must-have items. It also has tons of attitude. Never leave home without it. Or this.
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Sea Serpent Metal Art Bookends
See, this is why I never go in the water. There are too many things that can kill ya. Like Sea Serpents, which are worse than serpents cuz the sea. But I don’t mind having these Sea Serpent Metal Art Bookends on my shelf. Reminds me that life is dangerous. For dumbass sailors and the like. He’s just gonna eat that ship and there’s nothing you can do about it. And if you jump ship, something else is just gonna eat ya. No thanks.
Sea Serpent. Pffft! More like See serpent. Cuz when I See Serpent, I run!
Also check out these Kraken Bookends.
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Sex Ghost Haunts Reality Show
Two British athletes starring on a reality show are claiming that a sex ghost is haunting their hotel rooms. British paralympian Kadeena Cox and retired rugby star Gareth Thomas are two of the celebrities competing on “The Jump”. I know, I never heard of it either. Famous people compete in snow sports and jump things. Or something. But shizz got real. During the episode, Cox reportedly asked for a new room after being sexually violated by a ghost. Excuse me for 5 minutes while I giggle at the name. Cox! Hahahahha. Okay, I’m back.
Anyway, Cox “was penetrated” by a ghost.
“She had a ghost going in and out of her. She had a sleep thing,” he said, according to the Sun. “She wishes it were a person… It was going in and out of her body.”
Sounds like you have a serious case of disembodied ghost weiner. Who ya gonna call? Seriously, I’m guessing it is a case of sleep-wanking, pure and simple. Happens to me a lot. Sometimes you don’t remember. Sometimes it is a ghost and they never call you back. Or they get too clingy and get in bed every night for a week, until you say you have a headache. I don’t know why I waited a week, okay? That’s not the point.
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Human Anatomy Fine China – Skull, Heart and Brain Plates
Young man, you are not getting up from that table until you clean that plate and I can see the heart! *Sigh* Yes mom. These Human Anatomy Fine China – Skull, Heart and Brain Plates are creepy, kooky and maybe even ooky. They are classic and classy and maybe a little sassy. Best of all it looks like your grandmother’s china. You know, if your grandmother had a few corpses in the closet. Eat up and reveal the surprise beneath your food.
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