They’re creepy and they’re kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They’re all together ooky, The Addams Family. That about sums up this Addams Family nesting doll set. They are made with raw wood, paint polymer clay, sealant, and “all my heart and soul.” (That’s a little creepy). You’ll regret it if you don’t buy a set. That regret will Fester. Don’t let that happen. We know what he looks like.
Tag: scary
Mutant Martini Glass
This Mutant Martini Glass will leave you shaken AND stirred. Would you like a drink? Uhhhhh. Well, I- I just remembered I don’t drink alcohol. Those better be olives and not eyes in that drink. Martini or Mutant-tini? This seller has many other horrifying drinking vessels as well. They are terrifying enough to make you swear off alcohol. It’s true. I do nothing but swear at my drinks now. F**k off Martini!
Raven Cupcake Toppers
If ever you were to have an Edgar Allen Poe Party, Book Club Event, or even just a Halloween Party, you may want to break out these Raven Cupcake Toppers. These toppers are made of acrylic, making them shatter resistant and dishwasher safe. That means you can use them over and over again and never have to worry about a broken beak. Nevermore, Nevermore. Each set comes with 12 birds, that stand 2 inches tall. That’s a pretty impressive set of ravens.
Leather Skull Purse
I don’t know if it’s the cold air in Russia or the lack of things to do, but when you come across a leather purse shaped like a skull, you can’t help but think, “They really must be bored over there.” Cuz I know that Vodka makes me do strange things too. Anywho, this leather skull purse can be customized with different colors, on either of the leather parts, be it the bag or the skull itself. The teeth can also be colored. I would choose tobacco or maybe a piece of broccoli stuck in its teeth.
The Mythical Creatures Bible
The Mythical Creatures Bible is the perfect book for a religious dude like me, cuz I’m religious about mythical beasts. Before the chupacabra was sucking on goats in South America, and before Bigfoot was messing with people in the woods, other creatures were doing whatever they could to make life hard for people through the ages. This book covers dragons and serpents, weird insects, zombies, golems, banshees and much more. Mythical my ass. I’ve seen things, man.