Are you the person that always suggests the exorcism movies on October nights? Do you like to hold seances in the tub? This Ouija Board soap won’t bring out your inner demon, but it will help keep you squeaky clean! These unique, handmade soap bars are shaped appropriately and come with a huge variety of scents. They’re made of Olive Oil Glycerin Soap, Glycerin, Fragrance, Essential Oils, and Mica. The most popular scents are Dragon’s Blood, Dirt, Fire Side, and Sandalwood, but there are about 20+ scents that you can choose from. The soap comes in two pieces: the board and the planchette. So if your heart desires, you can communicate with spirits right from your bathtub and lather up at the same time. Not recommended. Too soapy and scary.
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Gothic Halloween Skull Wreath
Yes, it’s a wreath, but it’s not a cheery one. This handmade Gothic Halloween Skull Wreath is right on time for Halloween with a gothic/pirate/skull theme. It has a fake human skull as a centerpiece and aged grapevine for the wreath part. In fact, that’s how I learned about this thing. I heard it through the grapevine. And I was just about to lose my mind… Yeah. These wreaths are handmade and high-quality, so you should be able to use them for many Halloweens to come! It will creep out many kids in its lifetime.
Mythical Creatures Skeleton ID Chart
This chart doesn’t make you a medical doctor, but it gets you close. Close enough to be a cryptid vet! Study hard and you can become a doctor for mythical creatures. This Mythical Creatures Skeleton ID Chart is perfect for Halloween and your year-round vet practice. It’s handmade from premium matte photo paper and measures 12 inches wide by 18 inches tall. I gotta go. They just brought in a baby chupacabra who needs my help stat!
UFO Abduction Necklaces – Trust No One
Your friends and family might not believe your alien abduction story, but don’t worry, we do. No need to show us your wrecked-um. Commemorate the event with this UFO Abduction pendant for your necklace! These pendants are hand-sculpted and have a glow-in-the-dark beam on the front (ultra cool). It comes with a cord, but you can put it on any necklace. And if those butt-buggers come back for you, they will know that you know cuz they’ll see this pendant. It ain’t gonna stop no butt-stuff, but they may think twice. I’m inventing a butt gun that attaches in your underwear so that when somebody pulls your pants down and spreads your mud-cheeks they get blasted. Problem is that in testing I keep shooting the toilet out from under me when I take a s**t.
Gothic Black Cats Halloween Bag
If you’re not superstitious, you’ll love this Gothic Black Cats Halloween Bag. If you are superstitious buy it on Friday the 13th while under a ladder and see what happens. It features some of your favorite Halloween elements like cats, spooky trees, bats, and pumpkins. The closing mechanism is a magnetic snap fastener for easy access and the bag is made using quality cotton fabric. Inside, you’ll find a black canvas lining and a small pocket for your phone, keys, money, or anything else. Oh, my goth this is awesome.