Whether you are trying to get more in tune with the ways of the dead or you’re just into some dark jewelry, this stunning Labradorite Skull Pendant would be a great addition to your skull-themed jewelry collection (or a good beginning to it). It’s handmade of carved labradorite cabochon, has really funky optical effects, and is certified spooky AF. Wrapped around the centerpiece is solid copper wire and it comes with a dark brown cord for a necklace. I was going to tell a skeleton joke here, but I just don’t have the guts for it. (I’ll see myself out).
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Bigfoot Bathroom Towel Set
We know it, you know it, we both know it. Let’s just say it together. Bigfoot exists! Okay, don’t quote us on that. But keep the hope alive with this Bigfoot bathroom towel set for your bathroom! They’re available in two sizes. The towels come prewashed to reduce shrinkage. You can buy a 6-piece set, which comes with 2 large bath towels, 2 hand towels, and 2 washcloths (not embroidered), or you can get the smaller, 3-piece set that comes with 1 large bath towel, 1 hand towel, and 1 washcloth (not embroidered). No matter what your friends and family say, we’re on your side! Long live Bigfoot!
Silver Spider Statement Necklace
If you’re serious about Halloween then you should be covered in spiders. This Silver Spider Statement Necklace features one larger, skull-spider surrounded by six other, smaller spiders. That skull spider isn’t messing around. Each necklace is handmade, 18-inches long, and has a lobster claw closure. It’s made of nickel-free silver alloy and they sparkle like diamonds! Whether you need something to wear this October or you are planning a Goth-themed event, this necklace will help you get your arachnid on!
Experience The Magic Of The Unicorn Fetus
This display of a Unicorn Fetus is great for those of us who are sick of seeing bright, sparkly and magical creatures prancing around the forest and nuzzling up to virgins. Well, they don’t look so sparkly when they’re fresh from their mother’s uni-gina, that’s for sure. It measures 13-14cm long and comes in a 23cm x 23cm wooden display case. Is that the afterbirth? Damn. It is. That’s included too. Now that’s a sweet collectible. I might wanna make a saddle out of that and attach it to Cleetus the fetus here so my action figures can ride it. In fact, I’m getting 4 of these things so I can play “Four fetusmen of the apocalypse”. You know things are bad when four Unicorn fetuses show up with riders.
Bleeding Candles Candelabra
This Bleeding Candles candelabra is perfect for house parties or to set a spooky mood in your home this Halloween! The centerpiece is a macabre skull with red light shining through the eyes. Then there are two candles, one on each side. All of the lights contain a red, flickering battery-operated candle that gives the item its ominous look that is sure to scare your guests. Since the candelabra is handmade, each one is unique. It is perfect for your haunted home. I’m leaving mine up all year long cuz I’m King creeper around here baby.