Yes, it’s a wreath, but it’s not a cheery one. This handmade Gothic Halloween Skull Wreath is right on time for Halloween with a gothic/pirate/skull theme. It has a fake human skull as a centerpiece and aged grapevine for the wreath part. In fact, that’s how I learned about this thing. I heard it through the grapevine. And I was just about to lose my mind… Yeah. These wreaths are handmade and high-quality, so you should be able to use them for many Halloweens to come! It will creep out many kids in its lifetime.
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Mythical Creatures Skeleton ID Chart
This chart doesn’t make you a medical doctor, but it gets you close. Close enough to be a cryptid vet! Study hard and you can become a doctor for mythical creatures. This Mythical Creatures Skeleton ID Chart is perfect for Halloween and your year-round vet practice. It’s handmade from premium matte photo paper and measures 12 inches wide by 18 inches tall. I gotta go. They just brought in a baby chupacabra who needs my help stat!
Coffin Skeleton Candle
This Coffin Skeleton Candle is pretty awesome. Creepily cool. Frightfully foul. Terrifyingly terrific. The skeleton inside is all like, “Rest in peace my bony ass! How am I supposed to rest in peace when the damn coffin burns away exposing my naked skeleton body?” Cuz that’s what happens. As the candle burns the coffin melts away to expose the corpse inside. Kind of a metaphor for life. Now I’m depressed.
Women’s Embroidered Concealed Carry Rhinestone Skull Studded Purse
Pack some heat in style with this Women’s Embroidered Concealed Carry Rhinestone Skull Studded Purse. This handbag looks badass. Carry your makeup, your other important stuff, and your gun in this stylish skull studded purse. It looks awesome and is just brimming with Gothic style. It has magnetic pockets on either side that offer quick access to smaller items, and chrome feet help protect the bottom from dirt and wear. Style, skulls and sidearms!
Gothic Skull Chair in Bone
This Gothic Skull Chair in Bone is bad to the bone. Also great for boning. It’s perfect for your secret lair, not just for Halloween. Rest your weary bones in this baby and feel like a king. A skeleton king. I would love to sit on the front porch with this and give out candy to the kids on Halloween night while dressed as a skeleton king. I think I might do it. Here’s your candy, now be gone. The last Snickers bar is mine.