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Set of 4 Skeleton and Bones Wine Goblets

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Set of 4 Skeleton and Bones Wine Goblets
I said pour some wine in one of these Bones Wine Goblets, so’s I can down it in my own skull bartender, or so help me I will jump over this bar and lay the smack down. Sorry. You’re a Diva when I don’t drink. Here have a Snickers- *Jumps the bar and slaps the bartender senseless. Drinks.* That’s better. *Looks down at the unconscious bartender with the smushed snickers in his mouth* You have a snickers. *Tosses tip on him and leaves.*

No actual bartenders were hurt during this blog post. I just hate that commercial. Check out these Zombie Goblets too.
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Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Pillow Covers

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Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Pillow Covers
Lay your tired skull on a sugar skull and get some rest. Then wake up on your stomach and see the skull staring at you face to face and scream. And keep screaming cuz that shizz is terrifying. Not as terrifying as waking up next to 14 drinks Becky, but still… Oh, 14 drinks Becky? Yeah, we call her that cuz you ain’t gettin’ with Becky till you’ve had at least 14 drinks. That’s when she starts to look real good. Then you wake up screaming. But that’s beside the point. Anyway, Becky just left after shaving her mustache and leaving a mini Hiroshima in my bathroom. The point is that these Sugar Skull pillow covers are awesome. That’s the point.

Skull Money Clip To Carry Your Dead Presidents

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Skull Money Clip To Carry Your Dead Presidents
This Skull Money Clip will hold your cash and look cool doing it. That is a steel skull too, so it is built to last. All of the badass dudes and dudettes are using these. I’m gonna get one and be cool too. People are gonna be all like, “Nice skull dude.” and I’m gonna be all like, “Thanks, here’s a tip.” Then I’m gonna be out of money cuz I’m a writer. Now I made myself sad. *sigh* Anyway, check out Alien Money Clip too.

Set of 4 Skull Shot Glasses

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Set of 4 Skull Shot Glasses
Give me a skull full of the good stuff bartender! This Set of 4 Skull Shot Glasses will make every drink macabre. Gin and Tonic? I prefer Gin and Chronic if ya know what I mean. It’s what the doctor ordered. Doctor Feelgood that is. Don’t know much about him, but he operates on that one corner, near that one alley where cops won’t go. Dude keeps me all good. But I digress. These shot glasses are awesome. I pretend they are the skulls of my enemies. And my enemies are hard work and motivation. Line them up with these Sugar Skull Shot Glasses and drink your own skull off.

Scary Skull Cabinet Knob – Bone Decor

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Skull Cabinet Knob
Whenever I go into my cabinets, I like to use Skull Cabinet Knobs. Cuz everything I do is badass, including opening my cabinets. I will literally grab that dude by the skull and open the cabinet to get my peanut butter. That’s just how I roll. Accessing your food through a skull is the only way to grab a snack. At least it did look awesome until somebody put googly eyes on mine. Now I’m no longer badass. I just feel like everyone else when I go into the cabinet *sighs*

So now I have to get these bat skull versions. Oh yeah!