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Guy Finds Chupacabra Skull

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Guy Finds Chupacabra Skull
This guy had his metal detector with him cuz he was looking to find something to make him rich. Aren’t we all? Well, it was his dog that ended up finding the treasure that fateful day. Nightmare treasure. Not black gold. Not Texas tea. And next thing ya know old Jed ain’t a millionaire. But he did find a Chupacabra skull thanks to his dog. So now he is the proud owner of a Chupacabra cranium. I know what you’re thinking. Looks like a cat skull right? I don’t think so. Those teeth are huge.

The treasure hunter at one point said, “this is what nightmares are made of.” When asked to clarify, he pointed toward the house where his wife waited in the doorway wearing a moo-moo and sipping a Big Gulp then said, “This skull is pretty frightening too.”

Okay, I made that last part up cuz I’m just real excited about this Chupacabra skull. It’s real guys. You know it and I know it.

via KOB

Gothic Wristlet Skull Purse

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Gothic Wristlet Skull Purse
This classy Gothic Wristlet Skull Purse is in this year. I know cuz I watched a fashion show and was very disappointed that there were no planes on the runway. That’s 5 hours of my life I’ll never get back. Anyway this purse is creep-chic and totally awesome. It has some classic skulls and some great features. I mean, it’s no fish purse, but it’s not trying to be.
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Human Anatomy Fine China – Skull, Heart and Brain Plates

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Human Anatomy Fine China - Skull, Heart and Brain Plates
Young man, you are not getting up from that table until you clean that plate and I can see the heart! *Sigh* Yes mom. These Human Anatomy Fine China – Skull, Heart and Brain Plates are creepy, kooky and maybe even ooky. They are classic and classy and maybe a little sassy. Best of all it looks like your grandmother’s china. You know, if your grandmother had a few corpses in the closet. Eat up and reveal the surprise beneath your food.
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Scary and Sinister Skull with Lantern Lamp

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Sinister Skull with Lantern Lamp
Let this Sinister Skull with Lantern Lamp light up your home. This guy just loves illuminating his own skull and he is pretty damn good at it. Probably cuz he’s using his wanking arm to hold that lantern. He makes a great piece of home decor. I mean bone decor. Uh, cuz he’s a skull, not cuz he has a strong self-boning arm. Perfect for parties or fright-fests.
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Cool Skull Apron For The Kitchen Cook

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Cool Skull Apron For The Kitchen
Don’t mess up your clothes when scaring up a good meal for the family. Wear this Cool Skull Apron and protect them. Plus if you get spaghetti sauce all over this, it will just look even more awesome and gruesome. Betty Crocker? More like Boney Crocker. It’s kinda sexy actually. Grue la la! Also Bone appetite. I know I spelled that wrong. That’s the joke. Stop second guessing me! I’m a professional. Try these for your kitchen too. Know what I’m sayin’?