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Drink Up Ya Numbskull – Skull Goblets With Roses

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Skull Goblets With Roses
Waiter, give me your finest champagne and serve it up in two Skull Goblets With Roses. Chop chop. Haven’t got all day. Just want to tip back some skulls and get a little tipsy before I go back to my day job of transporting kids to and fro from school. Hurry up you fool, it is early dismissal today.

Just so you know, that is not a re-enactment of how I lost my last job. I mean it’s not accurate at all. There’s no way I could have spoken so coherently. And I prefer beer, not champagne. Also, I never drove kids. Just the elderly.

Calavera Skull Planter For Your Garden

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Calavera Skull Planter
Who says skulls can’t have hair? Just plant some succulents in this Calavera Skull Planter and give this skull a cool hairdo. I’m gonna go for a plant mohawk. Day of the Dead? More like Day of the Dead plants if you don’t water them. Hey, this planter beats digging up some poor dude and using his skull as a planter. Although that would save you money, I don’t recommend it. It’s icky and digging is hard work. This alien head planter also works.

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Vampire Skull Cameo Brooch Pendant

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Vampire Skull Cameo Brooch Pendant
Wear this Vampire Skull Cameo Brooch Pendant cuz it looks badass. That’s the only reason really. Dude looks like he got shot in the head and is still going strong. He’s also missing an eye. He has had a very bad day. He’s got a spider on his head too. You are going to look creepy and cool wearing this. Check out the cat skull brooch too.

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Women’s Long Sleeve Open Front Back Cut Out Skull Top

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Women's Long Sleeve Open Front Back Cut Out Skull Top
This Women’s Long Sleeve Open Front Back Cut Out Skull Top shows your skull to everyone behind ya. Baby got back! Skull back that is. It is a stylish top with playful and dark design. I find that that skull pattern really accentuates the butt. In other words, you are gonna look fine from the behind. That’s a compliment, not just me being a jerk. Although, I do wish that cut-out was in the front. See, that’s me being a jerk right there. Wear this with some Skull Leggings.

Fear Scented Skull and Roses Soap – Lather Up

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Fear Scented Skull and Roses Soap
I made up the fear scented part, but this Skull and Roses Soap mixes hygiene with horror nicely. Just lather up and try not to scream, unless it’s because the water is too cold, then scream all you want. I was going to make a comment about rubbing this skull face all over your privates, but I’m more mature than that. I took the high road. It makes a great macabre decoration for your bathroom. Any time of the year, but especially during Halloween.

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