The folks over at zedszombieranch sell these cool Skeleton Candle Holders, which make skeletons your slaves, effectively making you the king of skeletons. You might say you’ll have a skeleton crew. I made a funny. I made a funny. I laughed so hard, I also made a not so funny in my pants, but that’s TMI. Also TMT. Too Many Tacos. Clean up in aisle me!
Get yourself a skeleton army and some candles to go with them.
I’m working on a script called Jurassic Parks and Rec. It’s about a bunch of dinosaurs working for local government, trying to figure out the best way to deal with extinction level events. That really has nothing to do with these awesome Steel Dinosaur Skull T-Rex Metal Desk Organizers. Just figured I’d toot my own horn a little. *Wiggles thumb and pinky* Call me Hollywood.
These T-Rex skull organizers are sweet! They make your desk look like a rugged manly man works there. And I say that knowing full well that it takes a lot to counter that limited edition Rainbow Dash figure I have on my desk now. With the Rainbow Brite post-it notes.