Give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kill Kat bar! This Kill Kat Vinyl Figure turns things around since it takes a bite out of you. These are some evil wafers. They are totally twisted. Make that Twix-ted! Ha. Just made an awesome candy joke. It’s designed by Andrew Bell and based on his original sculpture. Only 666 calories per serving. Delicious? No. Demonic.
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Interactive UFO Stalker Map Helps You Avoid Abductions
This new interactive map combines Google Earth with a massive database of UFO sightings to help you stalk the UFOs. That will turn the tables on those ET bastards. It’s called the UFO Stalker. You can check out sightings reported in your hometown or anywhere. The map also gives you the full sighting report from the database.
Knowledge is power and I aim to use this power so no aliens can ever make my butt hurt again. Let’s use this to catch us an alien and probe HIS butt!
My God It’s Full Of Skulls – Gothic Skull Men’s Hoodie
Get your skull on with this Gothic Skull Men’s Hoodie. It’s got a skull in front, skulls on the sleeves, a skull in back and a skull on the hoodie so you can wear a skull over your skull. Crazy. Also looks amazing. People are gonna know you are crazy about craniums when you rock this bad boy. It features dye-sublimation printing and an all-over print.
Creature From The Black Lagoon Hairclips
These Creature From The Black Lagoon Hairclips will look awesome in your hair and I’m pretty sure they might give you a good head massage too without leaving your hair smelling like a nasty fish man. Are you a brunette? Then call him the Creature from the Black Hair Lagoon. Blondes have more fun? Nah. Blondes get carried off by monsters. Brunettes get to accessorize with them.
H.P. Lovecraft’s the Call of Cthulhu for Beginning Readers
It’s never too early to introduce your kids to unimaginable horrors. H.P. Lovecraft’s the Call of Cthulhu for Beginning Readers will give you a hand with that. The Call of Cthulhu is now a children’s book. Dr. Seuss style. Buy one for all of the children that you know so they can be prepared for the horrors of the world.
When your child grows up and hears the call of Cthulhu, will they answer? I just let it go to voicemail myself.