So let’s say you have a lot of makeup to put on. Not me cuz I’m a dude, but let’s say you like to cake the makeup on like my ex-wife so no one can see what a harpy you are. You’re gonna need something to hold all of that makeup. In her case, a forklift. In your case, ya might want to use this cool Gothic Makeup Holder. It’s full of skulls that will organize and hold all of your stuff. Pretty sweet actually. This is a Goth girl’s best friend.
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This Creepy Wrapping Paper Is Full Of Bugs
This Christmas everyone is getting their gifts in this Creepy Wrapping Paper. It’s Full Of Bugs. Also their birthday gifts. Plus, I’m giving them dead bugs inside, so no one is ever going to want gifts from me again and that will save me a ton of money. Yay me! I won the gift giving game. You win by not having to give gifts at all.
Cool Brain Drain Skull Sponge Holder
The Brain Drain Skull Sponge Holder is a great way to store your sponge in the kitchen. The listing says that it will delight men, women, and young adults and they ain’t kidding. I’m super delighted. The sponge in the holder makes it look like a brain. It will also help to keep your sponge drier so it doesn’t get all nasty and moldy. It’s a great macabre kitchen accessory if I do say so myself. In fact, I did just say it.
Fun BONE DRY Skeleton Kitchen Gloves
Wash the dishes in style, like a skeleton. These BONE DRY Skeleton Kitchen Gloves make your hands look like skeleton hands while you do the chores. They are heavy duty skeleton rubber gloves that add a touch of macabre to any household chores. It will help you avoid dishpan hands, but may give you deadpan hands instead. Does that even make sense? I have no idea. What I do know is that these are fun, functional and frightening. Protect your hands and make them look scary at the same time. Wear them with this apron.
Silent Night, Deadly Night – Gothic Christmas Sweater
Jingle bells, Krampus smells, my fart smells like eggs… It’s that time of year again. I’m gonna help you dress your best for the holidays. Check out this sweet Gothic Christmas Sweater. It will help you be a Gothic Grinch. In a good way. Who needs a colorful cheery sweater when you can have a black one full of skulls, black cats, pentagrams, bones, coffins and more? Happy horror-days!