Lay your tired skull on a sugar skull and get some rest. Then wake up on your stomach and see the skull staring at you face to face and scream. And keep screaming cuz that shizz is terrifying. Not as terrifying as waking up next to 14 drinks Becky, but still… Oh, 14 drinks Becky? Yeah, we call her that cuz you ain’t gettin’ with Becky till you’ve had at least 14 drinks. That’s when she starts to look real good. Then you wake up screaming. But that’s beside the point. Anyway, Becky just left after shaving her mustache and leaving a mini Hiroshima in my bathroom. The point is that these Sugar Skull pillow covers are awesome. That’s the point.
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Cool Bigfoot Lunchbox – You Will Believe
Pack a lunch in this Bigfoot Lunchbox. I’m gonna pack a honking huge Sasquatch sammich. Along with some Yeti Yogurt. You can take this hiking in the forest too, so that when Bigfoot attacks you while eating, he can know how famous he is. It will probably make him smile. Then he’ll go back to killing you and then sit and enjoy your lunch. Then take this lunchbox home to his kid.
Alien Belt Buckle – I Want To Believe My Pants Will Stay Up
There’s nothing like an Alien Belt Buckle to get aliens hovering over your junk all day long. That way they can monitor your pee schedule and know whenever you pull your peen out and do whatever other sick experiments they do. Go ahead,collect your sick data, I don’t care. Imma be rocking a sweet belt buckle with your shiny heads all over it. This Chupacabra Belt Buckle is also a good choice.
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Scary Swimwear – The Klownkini Bikini
Not sure is terrifying or super sexy. I’ll get back to you on that. The Klownkini Bikini has clown stuff in all of the right places. Sadly. It’s blocking my view. Okay, enough clowning around. Those clown teeth are gonna do some serious damage to that girls mid-section though. Well, that’s life in the circus for you. If I see this at the beach, I’m running. Wear these heels with it.
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Skull Money Clip To Carry Your Dead Presidents
This Skull Money Clip will hold your cash and look cool doing it. That is a steel skull too, so it is built to last. All of the badass dudes and dudettes are using these. I’m gonna get one and be cool too. People are gonna be all like, “Nice skull dude.” and I’m gonna be all like, “Thanks, here’s a tip.” Then I’m gonna be out of money cuz I’m a writer. Now I made myself sad. *sigh* Anyway, check out Alien Money Clip too.