Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts

Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts

If you need to add some extra flair to your haunted mansion or abysmal abode, check out these Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts. They are so cute and creepy, I love them. The seller has several styles available. What’s great about these is that they look good anywhere. By the door, above the coffin, near the bat chandelier. Even in your mad scientist lab. You can never have too many Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts, that’s what I always say. I’ve got tons in the creeptorium. I can’t even walk around without tripping over a skeleton or a skull. I probably shouldn’t leave them in large bone piles, but still. Yeah, that’s on me and it doesn’t look good to company.

Speaking of absolutely weird stuff. Here’s a blast from the past. The Gothic Skeleton Wearing A Corset Christmas Tree. What a beauty. She knows how to work the runway. Like a 747 taking a nose dive. I think I prefer the Skull & Skeleton Woodcuts. I know I do. I haven’t looked at that thing in years and now I can’t unsee it. But at least I have shared the experience with you dear readers. You are welcome. I also am looking for the bleach.

Spider Hair Clip

Spider Hair Clip

Oh shiny! This Spider Hair Clip is all kinds of creepy cool, so nice it will make you drool. Oh what a tangled web it weaves… I hope not, cuz that’s your hair. No tangles please. This is the only time it is acceptable to have a spider in your hair btw. It is creepy yet elegant. Actually pretty sexy if I’m honest. Elevate your game ladies and put a spider in your hair. If you don’t do it, nature will at some point.

If you don’t like the Spider Hair Clip, maybe the Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Flower Hair Clip is more your speed.

Dripping Blood Glass Straw

Dripping Blood Glass Drinking Straw

Turn any drink into a macabre and terrifying treat with this Dripping Blood Glass Straw. People will think you are a vampire just chilling and having a bloody Mary, or a Cheryl, or Jane. The woman’s name isn’t important. But I love it so much I won’t share. People will say, hey can I use your Dripping Blood Glass Straw and I’ll say no, that’s the last straw! Terrible joke, but this straw is too cool to share. It will wow and stun your friends, maybe scare the hell out of them.

If you sip your drink through this straw while wearing this stylish Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker, you are truly the Vampire queen my dear and I bow down to you.

Skeleton Bathroom Prints Are Skeletal Chic

Skull Bathroom Prints Are Skeletal Chic

Now this is what I call art! That’s some amazing bathroom decor. These Skeleton Bathroom Prints will give you something to ponder while you are out in the wild poo yonder doing your business. Take away all of that skin and muscle and hair and this is all we are. A skeleton pooping and peeing, maybe taking a nice bath. It’s just who we are. With these Skeleton Bathroom Prints you get some skeletons pooping, bathing. and cleaning the bathroom. I like it. I official endorse skeletal bathroom activities!

I will proudly display this with my Bigfoot Bathroom Towel Set. The bathroom has to be as weird as every other room in my home after all.

Horror Movie Logbook

Horror Movie Logbook

This Horror Movie Logbook will help you to gather your thoughts on your favorite movies as you watch them. Write your comments, ratings and reviews, and look back on movies that are worth watching again! It’s the perfect companion for horror movie lovers. Plus you can compare your own notes to those of your friends and discuss the film. Get some popcorn ready, cuz I’m bringing my book over!

Then I’m bringing the heat. After we compare notes in our Horror Movie Logbook, we can also play the Horror Movie Edition Trivial Pursuit game. It’s on now! Who will challenge me? I am the reigning champion.