This Vintage Style Tooled Leather Halloween Purse will hold all of your candy on Halloween night.It will also hold your eggs and TP for the night before Halloween. Is that still a thing? We used to call it mischief night. AKA the annual night that police and I would get acquainted. This is a beautiful purse. Now excuse me while I go egg this guys house down the street. I heard he’s giving out fun-sized candy again this year instead of full sized bars. Cheap bastard!
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Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress – Here Comes The Bride
This Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress is confusing. If zombies eat brains and mermaids are essentially fish, and fish is brain food, what is she after? My money! Gotta be my money. Boy did she crawl up the wrong beach! Kinda sexy though. Can a mermaid even walk down the aisle? Or down the isle even? And how’d she find herself posing between all those wine barrels. She’s probably gonna uncork them all and keep herself wet. Take a swim and a drink at the same time.
Felt Merino Wool White Crow Shawl
Now this is something to crow about. This White Crow Shawl is like having a giant crow wrap it’s arms around you. Minus the pecking at your head, the talons digging into your arms and flying off with you part of course. Just the comfy part of wings around you. You are the wind beneath it’s wings. Have I ever told you you’re my hero? No? Well, now you know. Try not to make bird noises while ensconced in this shawl. It’s gonna be hard, but you can do it. It is made of wool, not Crow-cheted. Haha hahaha. That was a good one. Sometimes I crack myself up. Hey, you could go by the name Sheryl Crow.
Ouija Board Glow-In-The-Dark Skater Dress
Commune with the spirit world when wearing this Ouija Board Glow-In-The-Dark Skater Dress. It features a great glow in the dark Ouija Board design. Perfect for those dark knights hovering over your Ouija Board, gettin’ all spooky. Talk to ghosts in style. Damn she looks sexy.I’d like to run my planchette all over that dress. Okay, that sounded wrong. True though.
UFO Abduction Earring
Now you can identify yourself as someone who goes for long space rides against your will with this UFO Abduction Earring. That way if you and someone else are wearing one and happen to meet, you can pass each other in the mall and give each other a knowing look, as each of you touches your sore butts and wince before going on your merry way. And maybe you don’t feel so alone. Wear with this T-Shirt.