Fashion For The Working Girl: These Leggings Come With Dirty Knees

bj kneesI’ll be honest, I don’t know anything about fashion, but I’m sure that many “ladies of the night” or “working girls” will appreciate that these leggings come with the knees already dirty. It’s gonna happen anyway, might as well buy them pre-soiled and get down to business.

BJ knees are gonna be hot this year, I just know it.

Bloody Bra

bloody braDamnit Dexter, I’m gonna ask you for the last time. Are you sleeping with my wife? Really? I found this under the bed? Seriously?… The local butcher eh? Suddenly all those insane deals she gets on meats makes sense. It also explains that 20 pound case of Hot Dogs in the freezer. Let me ask ya Dex. About that code of yours. Does this guy fit? Need some meat?

Ha ha. Very funny. That’s what he said. You are a riot Dex!